18 Funny died quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, nothing screams romance like 'till death do us start!' 😂💀🌹"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

  Commentary:
  "When you hit 'Reply All' with a joke, but it turns out your audience was set to 'crickets.' 😂📈🔙"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

  Commentary:
  "Good point! 😅 Otherwise, iceberg lettuce would have a whole new meaning❄️🥗 #HistoryWithPlotTwists"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

  Commentary:
  RIP to the inventor of autocorrect – may he finally find peace without any ducking typos! 🙏🏼🦆😂 #RestauRANTInPeace

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the ambitious soul who had dreams bigger than a crocodile in Crocs! 🐊👟 Perhaps the croc wasn't ready to step up its shoe game! May he rest in peace, fearless fashionista!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

  Commentary:
  "Remember, Jesus didn't sacrifice himself for perfect angels! 😇 So go ahead, sin a little – you wouldn't want his dramatic sacrifice to go to waste now, would you? 😏🙌"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

  Commentary:
  "Rest in peace, brave tickle investigator. 🕵️‍♂️ May your quest for gang members' ticklish spots tickle their hearts forever. 😂 #TickleMyFunnyBone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

  Commentary:
  "Googling symptoms: the ultimate rollercoaster ride between 'It's just allergies' and 'Guess I'm a ghost now' 👻🤧 #DrGoogleSays"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

  Commentary:
  "RIP to the autocorrect inventor. May he forever be remembered for turning 'I love ewe' into 'I love you' 😂🙏 #RestInPiece"

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