24 Funny died quotes

• Kids these days are soft. I’m pretty sure I died once when I was 7, and my mom made me walk it off.

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• It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

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• Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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• Floppy disks are like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.

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• So sad. Elvis died before he could see the Lego movie. He woulda been like, ‘Mama, those blocks are movin’ and shakin.’

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• The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

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• First date idea: we walk around a graveyard and guess how people died.

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• I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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• It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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• The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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