16 Funny died quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone had a truly "electrifying" weekend! Who needs parties when you've got a life-or-death situation with a TV remote, right? 🔋📺 May your remote control skills always be as strong as your improvisation game! 💪😄 #RemoteRescueMission

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a wake-up call! 😅💀 Sounds like your dream decided to take things a bit too literally. Time to stretch, move around, and make sure all pieces are present and flexible, both physically and metaphorically!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

  Commentary:
  🤣 Oh, moms and their unmatched ability to connect the dots in the most unexpected ways! Bringing you the latest family news from the depths of six degrees of separation! 🌟 Just remember, in the maternal network, no detail is too small to share! 😆 #MomLogic

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

  Commentary:
  "Has anyone checked the statistics on 'Food Decision Paralysis' fatalities? 🤔💀 It's a risky business, folks! Remember, a well-fed group is a happy group…or at least a group that's too busy eating to argue! 🍔🍕🌮 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

  Commentary:
  "Dear phone, could you maybe swap out the excessive lighting up for some extra battery life? 🔋⚡️ It's a rough world out there for a phone with commitment issues!"

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