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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

3 weeks ago

So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

3 months ago

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

3 months ago

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

3 months ago

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

3 months ago

I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

3 months ago

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

3 months ago