Funny discovery quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs WiFi when you have sand, sun, and sarcophagi for entertainment? 🤷‍♂️🐫 #AncientWiFi #PyramidsAndChill"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado enthusiast leveling up to expert collector status! 🥑🏆 Who knew avocados were a source of both creamy goodness and bonus surprises? Time to start a wooden ball collection gallery! 🥑🌟 #AvocadoGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, seems like your buddy's secret life is finally out of the closet! 📖🏠 Who knew house-sitting could lead to such unexpected discoveries? Next time you're asked to watch over a place, make sure to check for hidden diaries and scandalous secrets! 😂 #HouseSittingAdventures #DiaryGate

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, it took some time but now we're in sync with the concept of chronology! ⏰🕰️ Better late than never, right? Maybe it's about time…or maybe it's about thyme, who knows? 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Explorers searching for new worlds vs. husbands searching for butter… a historic tale of navigation struggles! 🌎🧳🗺️ Let's hope the next expedition leads them to the Land of the Lost Butter! 🚀🤷‍♂️🍞 #LostInSpaceAndRefrigerators"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how many different vegetables they exploded before they discovered popcorn.

  Commentary:
  Well, if you think about it, popcorn is quite literally the explosive drama queen of the vegetable world! 🍿💥 I can imagine some confused chefs back in the day, trying to figure out why their broccoli wasn't turning into a tasty snack with a satisfying POP! 😂 Just goes to show, sometimes the most unexpected discoveries come from foodie mishaps! 🌽🤯

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"

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