20 Funny discovery quotes

• The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

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  6 days ago

  aging, amount, discovery, family, humor, older, secret, secrets, wild

• Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

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  6 days ago

  discovery, humor, masterpiece, movie, song, songs

• I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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  6 days ago

  ant, cleaning, crumb, crumbs, discovery, earlier, forgot, humor, i, just, kitchen, moaning, pest, pleasure, surprise, sweep

• I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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  6 days ago

  activity, check, discovery, entertainment, fun, good, half, hour, humor, i, kill, movie, pretty, time

• I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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  6 days ago

  air, air fryer, appliance, cooking, discovery, feel, fire, first time, fryer, humor, i, just, kitchen, modern, modern appliance, time, tonight, used

• What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

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  6 days ago

  archaeologist, back, digging, discovery, excavation, hand, humor, joke, looking

• Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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  6 days ago

  adulthood, discovery, family, half, humor, illness, life, life realization, mental, mental illness, mentally, realization

• I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

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  7 days ago

  channel, day, different, discovery, Discovery Channel, entertainment, every, humor, i, media, should, television, think, TV

• I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

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  1 week ago

  activity, animal, animals, before, cool, curiosity, discovery, fun, fun activity, horses, humor, i, ride, riding, tried, wonder

• I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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  1 week ago

  built, discovery, history, humor, i, internet, invention, irony, pyramids

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