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One thing that could really “level-up” the experience of being a pedestrian would be if cars had some kind of feature that could indicate whether or not they were going to turn in a particular direction.

3 months ago

You want me to sit in the back seat? The thing that killed JFK?

3 months ago

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

3 months ago

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

3 months ago

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

3 months ago

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

3 months ago

Yes, officer I saw the speed limit, I just didn’t see your car.

3 months ago

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

3 months ago

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

3 months ago

Life is a highway and I’m afraid to merge.

3 months ago

You ever tried driving the speed limit and thought, “They can’t be serious.”

3 months ago

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

3 months ago