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When you’re over 40 and a part of your body starts hurting for no reason that is nature sending a “what ya doing?” text.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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Experts say you can make any statement sound more credible by adding ‘experts say’ at the beginning.

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My car spider built a web across my steering wheel and now I can’t go anywhere.

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Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

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They say water is the source of life, which is true because you can’t make coffee without water.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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Tolerate the lactose already, you heathen.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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It’s Friday. I ran out of small talk on Tuesday. Please leave me alone.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

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Oh, the never-ending saga of typos and autocorrect fails on social media! 🙈🔤 It's like a spelling bee nightmare come to life. Maybe we should start awarding virtual trophies for the most creative misspellings! 🏆😂 Remember, grammar police – proceed with caution on the wild, wacky world of Facebook! 🚨📲 #SpellingBeeFails #TypoTerrors
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Share →: The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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"Looks like someone was caught red-handed 😂🕵️‍♂️ Cheating on exams, huh? That's one way to keep things interesting! 🤓📚 #ExamsAreOverrated"
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Share →: Math is like Chinese to me.

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"Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don't worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you'll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin"
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Share →: Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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"Looks like the future didn't see this coming! 🔮🚫 Who could have predicted this plot twist? Now we'll never know what the crystal ball had in store for us! 😅 #UnexpectedTwists"

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I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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As long as I can dip something in something, I’m happy.

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I would prefer not to.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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I’ve shouted so much sporting advice from my sofa already this summer. It’s very tiring but hopefully it’s helping.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

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Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

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I’m nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down.

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Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

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Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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