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- In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
- Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
- She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
- Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.
- I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
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- In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”
- Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”
- She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.
- Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.
- I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
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