Funny quotes enjoying

Funny enjoying quotes

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

3 months ago

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

3 months ago

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

3 months ago

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

3 months ago

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

3 months ago

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

3 months ago