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Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Can’t stand British posts on my timeline. “I bought this for four squids and a halfpenny!” What the hell are you talking about?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

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Broadcasted on Discord:

Mister Sandman, bring me a meme. Make it the dumbest shit that I’ve ever seen.

Going viral on Slack:

As a parent you get to see just how much a baby accomplishes in its first year of life. Because you’re awake for all of it.

Freshly posted on Threads:

My chakra went out for cigarettes.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Spotted on Telegram:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Breaking via Messenger:

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Making waves on YouTube:

I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Spotted on Snapchat:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Breaking via Messenger:

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you.

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Funny enjoying quotes

Funny enjoying quotes are the perfect way to sprinkle a little laughter into your day 😄✨ Whether you’re chilling with friends or just need a quick mood boost, these witty gems will have you grinning from ear to ear 😂🌟 Get ready to embrace joy, chuckles, and all the good vibes life has to offer! 🎉😎 #GoodTimes #LaughOutLoud

New funny enjoying quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Commentary:
"That 1% is just me realizing I forgot sunscreen! 😂🌞🏖️ #BeachFail"
2 months ago
Share →: I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Commentary:
"When you're living your best life on a solo lunch date and you're your own entertainment! 🥳🥪😎 #TableForOne"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Commentary:
"Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿🔥 Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" 😅📺
6 months ago
Share →: Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Commentary:
"Outlook, the eternal questioner, daring to ask if anyone actually enjoys its chaotic charm. 🤔 More like the Torment Portal – where each click is a journey into the abyss of never-ending emails and calendar reminders! 😅 #OutlookStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Commentary:
"Trying to maintain that sophisticated facade during Zoom meetings like a pro! 🥃💨☕️ Who knew a little bourbon blowing could make you seem so refined? Just remember, tea time or happy hour, it's all about appearances! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: “Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Commentary:
"Ah, the irony of our modern lives! 🌞😅 Who needs sunshine when you've got emails to read, right? Keep on shining bright at that desk! 💻☀️"
6 months ago
Share →: I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Commentary:
Sounds like your neighbor has upgraded from brushing her teeth to hosting a rave party in her mouth! 🦷🕺🎉 Maybe it's the latest high-tech toothbrush that also doubles as a DJ booth? 🎶😂 Just don't be surprised if you start hearing toothbrush remixes booming through the walls! 🎶🤣
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Commentary:
"No need to apologize, tardiness just means you were savoring the sweet taste of freedom for a bit longer! 😜⏳ #FashionablyLate"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has downloaded:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has bookmarked:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Telegram:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

Going viral on LinkedIn:

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

Broadcasted on Discord:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Just landed via X:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Just shared via WeChat:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?

Reported on YouTube:

Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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