12 Funny enjoying quotes — Wordgag ツ

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

3 days ago3 days ago

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

My future husband is probably enjoying a nice summer with his first wife… but the seeds of discontent are there.

2 months ago2 months ago

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

3 months ago3 months ago

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Jan 27, 2025

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Jan 24, 2025

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Jan 24, 2025

“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

Jan 22, 2025

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Jan 22, 2025

Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

Jan 20, 2025