349 Funny every quotes

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷‍♂️😂

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like every marriage is its own comedy show, featuring one superstar and one financial wizard! 🤹‍♂️💼

  every, hire, humor, insurance, knows, marriage, personality, relationship, someone, works

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  5 days ago

  Commentary:
  Getting ready to stuff myself with turkey and lots of "Joe Briden" debates 🍗😂🦃

  bit, conversation, every, family, family gathering, gathering, going, holiday, humor, incorrectly, joke, mispronunciation, name, politician, politicians, politics, Thanksgiving

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  6 days ago

  Commentary:
  Weekend resolutions: 0, Couch potato: 1 🛋️🥔🎉

  disappointment, every, Friday, getting, humor, i, life, motivation, plans, procrastination, self-improvement, together, weekend

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  6 days ago

  Commentary:
  Looks like there are 48 hours in your 24-hour day! ⏰😂📆

  anyone, decision, decisions, ever, every, humor, i, management, morning, procrastination, self-deprecation, time, time management, wake, wake up, worst, worst decision

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Smashing that space rock game: Why let Cupid have all the fun when you can send meteors? 😉🌠

  every, girl, hope, humor, i, insult, jealous, jealousy, jealousy humor, jealousy joke, joke, looks, meteor, relationship, relationship humor

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Shein: Where your shopping cart feels like a slot machine. 🎰🛒✨

  app, casino, design, every, experience, feels, game, game design, much, online, online shopping, open, Shein, shopping, shopping app, time, too, user, user experience

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When my tweet goes viral, I'm just exercising my eye rolls for the red carpet 👀🎤 #EyeRollOlympics

  behind, every, eye, eye roll, eyes, great, humor, media, person, roll, rolling, sarcasm, social, social media, tweet

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰

  every, home, house, humor, kitchen, laundry, laundry room, laziness, next, paid, plan, procrastination, rent, room, sleep, week, weekend, weekend plan

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Maybe all the Codys have formed a secret society of adults who still know the best hide-and-seek spots 🕵️‍♂️🙌😂

  adult, class, Cody, elementary, elementary school, every, growing, growing up, i, met, name, nostalgia, school, where

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