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4 weeks ago
Share →: Guys have good pics on their dating profiles because their ex took them.

Commentary:
"Ah, so that's the secret! Every 'nice pic 💁‍♂️' comes with a hidden 'thanks, ex!' 📸 #TeamEffort 😆❤️"
1 month ago
Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"
1 month ago
Share →: “I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

Commentary:
"Thanks for the warning! 🏃‍♀️🚪 Exit stage left! 😂"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone at Apple has a cruel sense of humor 🙈📱 Keeping you in check with a sneaky sprinkle of nostalgia and heartbreak one featured photo at a time! 🐕💔😂 #ApplePranks"
2 months ago
Share →: Whoever is dating my ex, all I can say is: cheat first!

Commentary:
"Whoever is dating my ex, better bring a cheat sheet! 🕵️‍♂️🔍 #DodgingTheBullet"
3 months ago
Share →: People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Commentary:
"Who needs ex-girlfriends when you can collect ex-crushes like Pokémon cards? Gotta catch 'em all! 😄💔 #HeartbreakMaster"
3 months ago
Share →: If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Commentary:
Oops, so you drunk-texted your ex, huh? 🍷📱 Don't panic! Just channel your inner hacker and flood their inbox with Bitcoin ads like a pro! 💻💰 Who said alcohol and technology don't mix well? 🤣 #HackYourWayOutOfAWildNight
5 months ago
Share →: My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Commentary:
Sounds like he had a one-of-a-kind cosplay going on there 🤪👕 No need for a costume party when you can just be yourself, right? 😂 #UniqueFashionChoices
5 months ago
Share →: Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks: Sometimes being single is a blessing in disguise! 😂🙌 Your ex may be off wrecking havoc elsewhere, but hey, at least you're out of the danger zone! Stay strong and unbothered, my friends! 💪😎 #DodgedABullet"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama