Funny quotes ex

21 Funny ex quotes

People have ex girlfriends, I have ex crushes.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

‘Sex with your ex’ is so stupid. If you want to dwell on the past, you can just buy a history book.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025