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So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

Snakes don’t hiss anymore, they call you babe, bro, or friend.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

Vaping always looked dumb. It looks like you’re smoking a kazoo, and now the lead poisoning is the cherry on top.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

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17,272

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Going viral on WeChat:

Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

Shared recently on Messenger:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Just shared via TikTok:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

Making waves on Threads:

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

Live now on Telegram:

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Going viral on Snapchat:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

Going bananas on X:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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Funny ex quotes 😂 are here to remind us that laughter is the best remedy for a heartache 💔! Whether you’re reminiscing about past loves 👀 or just need a giggle, these witty quips lighten the mood and offer a humorous perspective on breakups. Embrace the hilarity of hindsight and get ready to chuckle at the quirks of love lost. Let’s turn those relationship woes into laughs and enjoy the comedic side of moving on! 🌀🌟

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90 shares on TikTok this month:

As a pigeon mother, I would never let my pigeon daughter hang around the station. That’s really no place for a young pigeon lady.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

66 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

72 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

64 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Sorry, I can’t go out this weekend. I went out last weekend, and I’m still recovering from that.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

31 shares on Discord this month:

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

Honestly, will never top the year I told everyone I was going to be Amelia Earhart for Halloween, and then didn’t show up to the party.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Due to not wanting to, I will not be.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate liars, but what I hate more is when they think I’m an idiot and won’t find out the truth.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Studies show that people with high IQs tend to be lazy, or something like that. I didn’t read the whole article.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

“I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall like I’m in a Victorian painting.”

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I should’ve been a crow. They get to fly around looking goth as hell and seeking retribution. Instead, I have to go to an office and work on my ‘people skills.’

Live now on TikTok:

“What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Spotted on Facebook:

Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Live now on TikTok:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

Just shared via Snapchat:

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

80s movies: Let’s go to the future! Today: Let’s go back to the 80s!

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Waiting patiently for something good to happen, like that goat in Jurassic Park.

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