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5 months ago
Share →: I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the classic "exactly" response to utter nonsense – it's the perfect blend of confusion and sass! 🤔🤷‍♂️ Next time someone spouts gibberish, just hit them with a deadpan "exactly" and watch the hilarity unfold. It's like adding a sprinkle of sarcasm to an already bizarre conversation! 😄👏
5 months ago
Share →: Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Commentary:
Netflix: *pops up with a suggestion* "We sense your cravings for that elusive movie you can't find… but we'll just keep it safely tucked away in the mystery vault 😏🎥 #NetflixMysteries"
5 months ago
Share →: According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

Commentary:
"According to your ex, you suffer from a severe condition known as 'being yourself.' 😉 Seems like a rare diagnosis indeed! 🤷‍♂️ #ExFiles"
6 months ago
Share →: “This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Commentary:
"When someone tells you 'This too shall pass!' and you're just waiting there like a penguin staring at a melting ice cube… 🐧❄️ #WaitingForItToPass"
6 months ago
Share →: I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sun, always finding a way to sneak past our defenses! 🌞😎 It's like a game of cosmic hide-and-seek with our car visors. Time to give that sneaky sun some credit for its persistence in brightening our day, no matter what we do! ☀️🚗 #SunVsVisor"
6 months ago
Share →: The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

Commentary:
"Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of 'shared suffering' with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue"
6 months ago
Share →: I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

Commentary:
"Having a riveting debate with myself today was truly a sight to behold 👥💬 Who needs company when you can have such agreeable conversations with the one and only Me, Myself, and I? 💁‍♂️💁‍♀️ #IWinEveryTime"
6 months ago
Share →: When exactly does wisdom kick in? I feel like I’m just getting older.

Commentary:
"Life's greatest mystery: when does wisdom finally decide to show up and pay rent in our brains? 🤔🤓 Until then, we'll just keep collecting more wrinkles and bad jokes! 😂👴🏼"
6 months ago
Share →: Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Commentary:
"Offering advice in your late 20s to someone in their early 20s is like a toddler trying to guide a newbie on their very first steps in the wide world of adulthood! 🧒👶 While your intentions might be well-meaning, there's no denying the comical mismatch in experience levels. Just remember, we're all in this chaotic journey together! 🌟😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Commentary:
"Being flexible is definitely my strong suit, just as long as everything goes exactly as I envisioned it in my mind palace with absolutely zero deviations… 😅🤷‍♂️ Who needs spontaneity when you've got a perfectly crafted blueprint, am I right?"