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38 Funny fight quotes

I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Date night idea: fight another couple.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Funny Quotes Feb 16, 2025

I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.

Funny Quotes Feb 8, 2025

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 7, 2025

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

That fight could’ve been an email.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025