63 Funny fight quotes

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  1 week ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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  2 weeks ago

  conflict, control, country, exaggeration, fight, fighting, humor, joke, much, oil, over, skin

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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  3 weeks ago

  bell, couple, couples, day, fight, fun, holiday, humor, oh, relationship, single, watch, yay

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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  4 weeks ago

  argument, conflict, fight, fighting, humor, internet, life, media, please, real, short, short life, social, social media, start, stop

• My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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  1 month ago

  another, argument, called, fight, humor, husband, i, limited, limited sery, marriage, relationship, series, sery, storytelling, thing, turn

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  1 month ago

  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

• My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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  2 months ago

  air, air conditioning, chore, conditioning, doing, fight, household, household chore, humor, husband, i, relationship, storm, storm off, work, yard, yard work

• If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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  2 months ago

  activity, anyone, beautiful, drama, fight, fighting, fun, fun activity, giant, got, i, island, just, love, Love Island, mermaid, playing, pool, reality, reality show, relaxation, show, starting, swimming, time, using, whole

• If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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  2 months ago

  cancel, distraction, entertainment, fight, fighting, i, keep, need, neighbor, neighbors, noise, service, services, streaming, streaming service

• Love crawling into bed like it’s a spa retreat, only to wake up like I survived a bar fight.

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  2 months ago

  bar, bar fight, bed, crawling, fight, humor, i, love, only, relaxation, retreat, sleep, spa, struggle, wake, wake up

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