44 Funny fight quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
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  1 month ago

  View →: This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.
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  2 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Date night idea: fight another couple.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The Internet is fun because you can post about banana bread and somehow end up in a fight.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.
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  5 months ago

  View →: That fight could’ve been an email.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.
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  5 months ago

  View →: These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My grandad fought Germans on the beaches of Normandy. This was last summer and it was very embarrassing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.

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