47 Funny fight quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

  Commentary:
  Teaming up with my inner chaos for the ultimate creative project! 😈🎨✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

  Commentary:
  When life gets ruff, bring in the squawkologist! 🐦🦜😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

  Commentary:
  "G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

  Commentary:
  "Password challenge accepted! Let's dance, computer! 😂💻👊"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

  Commentary:
  "When the agenda is just two people slapping each other with spreadsheets! 🥊😂📈"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I forgot my password, failed the captcha and have been accused of being a robot. I don’t even know how to fight these allegations.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, it sounds like you're stuck in a digital identity crisis! 🤖 Don't worry, being accused of being a robot just means you're extra tech-savvy! Time to bring out your secret weapon: a password manager! 🔒💻 Embrace your inner human and show those captchas who's boss! 😄 #DigitalDrama

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic internal conflict – the ultimate showdown between you and…you 🥊😂 Who will come out victorious in this epic battle of wills? Stay tuned for the next episode of Self vs. Self, coming soon to a mirror near you! 💥🤼‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

  Commentary:
  Well, if toxic relationships were an Olympic sport, you'd be a gold medalist in the "fighting for something you don't even want" category. I mean, talk about dedication to the wrong cause! Maybe it's time to switch gears and aim for a healthier, less combative relationship strategy.

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