63 Funny fight quotes

• Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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  9 hours ago

  beat, erection, fight, humor, joke, morning

• Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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  12 hours ago

  40, age, age range, app, dating, dating app, drinking, fight, fighting, grape, humor, over, range, set, while, wine

• Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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  17 hours ago

  argument, brag, communication, conflict, fight, humor, i, internet, media, online, people, social, social media

• Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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  20 hours ago

  argument, closet, clothing, every, fight, humor, item, just, personification, started

• White elephant: Nothing brings people together like fighting over absolute garbage.

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  1 month ago

  competition, elephant, exchange, fight, fighting, game, garbage, gift, gift exchange, holiday, holiday game, humor, nothing, over, people, together, white, white elephant

• My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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  1 month ago

  conflict, control, country, exaggeration, fight, fighting, humor, joke, much, oil, over, skin

• Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay!

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  1 month ago

  bell, couple, couples, day, fight, fun, holiday, humor, oh, relationship, single, watch, yay

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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  2 months ago

  argument, conflict, fight, fighting, humor, internet, life, media, please, real, short, short life, social, social media, start, stop

• My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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  2 months ago

  another, argument, called, fight, humor, husband, i, limited, limited sery, marriage, relationship, series, sery, storytelling, thing, turn

• You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

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  2 months ago

  alone, ancestor, ancestors, dance, dark, darkness, depressed, depression, eat, eating, eating alone, fight, glowing, glowing rectangle, loneliness, meal, meals, rectangle, staring, technology, together, while

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