15 Funny filled quotes

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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  2 months ago

  cart, experience, filled, frustration, funny experience, furious, grocery, grocery store, humor, me, moron, navigating, navigation, shopping, shopping cart, slow, slow and furious, store, through

• My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, filled, Googling, history, humor, just, language, me, regular, regular word, right, search, search history, sure, using, using right, word, words

• No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, color, filled, fire, fire hydrant, humor, hydrant, joke, ketchup, mustard, red, theory, yellow

• Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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  2 months ago

  abandoned, dying, filled, flower, flowers, garden, ghost, ghosts, heart, humor, melancholy

• How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

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  2 months ago

  contradiction, dare, Earth, filled, humor, irony, most, person, personality, rage, sweetest

• In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  2 months ago

  celebration, cold, darkness, distant, filled, honor, humor, i, irony, seasonal, solstice, winter, winter solstice

• It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

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  2 months ago

  account, bank, bank account, basket, chores, daily, daily life, filled, financial, financial struggle, humor, irony, laundry, laundry basket, life, money, nice, relatable, struggle

• In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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  2 months ago

  autumn, change, cold, darkness, distant, equinox, fall, fall equinox, filled, honor, humor, i, seasonal, seasonal change, wit

• Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, am, email, escape, filled, funny response, humor, i, making, message, pockets, procrastination, response, sea, stones, thanks, unfortunately

• Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

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  2 months ago

  before, buy, chocolate, experience, filled, food, grocery, grocery shopping, healthy, healthy food, i, impulse, impulse buy, marshmallow, me, self-control, shopping, shopping experience, temptation

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