Funny quotes filled

11 Funny filled quotes

No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

2 months ago

Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

3 months ago

How dare you? I’m literally the sweetest most rage filled person on earth.

3 months ago

In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

3 months ago

It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

3 months ago

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

3 months ago

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

3 months ago

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

3 months ago

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

3 months ago

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

3 months ago

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

3 months ago