Commentary:
"Looks like Santa's workshop had a budget cut this year! 🎅💸 Time to spread some goodwill… through virtual hugs! 🤗💸 #BrokeSanta #HugsForChristmas"
12 Funny financial struggle quotes
Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.
Commentary:
"Who needs public transportation when you've got a pair of sturdy shoes and an empty wallet? 👞🚶♂️ Embracing the broke life, where every city suddenly becomes a pedestrian paradise! 🏙️💸 #WalkingIsTheNewLuxury"
It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.
Commentary:
Oh, wouldn't that be the dream! 💸💰 Laundry day could turn into payday real quick! 🧺💸 Perhaps we need to start throwing some spare change in with the socks… or convince the bank that dirty clothes are a form of deposit! 😅💼
Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting – paying rent just to have a fancy spot for your hunger pains to throw a party 🏠💸🍽️ #LuxuryLiving"
It seems that after checking my bank account, I need to turn to a life of crime.
Commentary:
"Looks like I'll be trading in my calculator for a ski mask! 💸🔫 Just kidding, I'll stick to legal ways to boost my bank balance…for now! 😂💼 #ImTooPrettyForPrison"
I don’t even check my bank account no more. I just swipe my card and if it’s god’s will, money will be debited.
Commentary:
"Living on the edge with that 'faith-based banking' strategy, huh? 🙏💳 Just remember: even miracles have limits! 😂💸 #DivineDebit"
I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.
Commentary:
"Looks like the boss (aka YOU) is not feeling so generous with the budget lately 🤷♂️ Maybe it's time for a performance review with some self-reflection? 😅💼 #DIYBoss"
Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.
Commentary:
"Me, budgeting with $33 left after paying bills: Let's check out Land Rovers and practice my manifestation skills 🚙💸 Who needs groceries when you can have off-road adventure, right? #Priorities 😅"
I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.
Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of biweekly pay – turning paper towels into quesadillas is the ultimate budget-friendly lunch hack! 🌯💸 Who needs real ingredients when you've got creativity and perseverance, am I right? 😄 #PaperTowelCookingMaster"
My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.
Commentary:
"Looks like my savings account could use some serious exorcism 🧟♂️💸 Who knew being broke could be so hauntingly festive! Time to summon some financial wizards to cast a spell on my bank balance 🔮✨ #BrokeLife"