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Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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Trending via Snapchat:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

Seen just now on YouTube:

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Going viral on Discord:

No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Breaking via Facebook:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Making waves on Twitch:

The problem with self-checkout is that all the cashiers are idiots.

Broadcasted on Slack:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

Spotted on Telegram:

I heard you like bad boys. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

54 Funny fine quotes

Funny fine quotes 😄 are like little bursts of joy 🌟 that brighten your day with wit and charm. They’re the perfect mix of cleverness and humor 🎭, ready to sprinkle laughter wherever they go. Whether you need a smile or a chuckle, these quotes have got you covered, adding a playful twist to life’s everyday moments. So, dive in and enjoy the ride 🎢 because a good laugh is just a quote away!

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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Guy smoking weed daily: “I think smoking weed in moderation is fine.”

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I highly recommend getting yourself a “How can I help” partner and not a “You will be fine” partner.

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Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

1 week ago

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I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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78 shares on Reddit this month:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

79 shares on Discord this month:

My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Starting a new life today, bye.

73 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Texas Chain Saw Massacre is full of plot holes. What happens to the victims when they die? Is there an afterlife?

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

78 shares on X this month:

Deja poo is when you feel like you’ve heard the same shit before.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

There should be significant punishments for people at the grocery store with no spatial awareness.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt

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Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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Growing up, I always knew I was gonna be the distant family member.

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A man will beg you to take him back just to act right for 5 days and 24 min.

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I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

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The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

80 percent of my life now is just “hmmmm… should I bring my jacket or not?”

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

You can’t ’48 Laws of Power’ me.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Marriage is 33.3% hiding to eat snacks because you and your spouse are supposed to be on a diet.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Threads:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Seen just now on Discord:

Do you ever restart the dryer because you don’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Going bananas on Telegram:

The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Breaking via Pinterest:

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Just landed via Facebook:

ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

Making waves on Pinterest:

Been getting really into nothing.

Trending via Reddit:

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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