40 Funny fine quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado.

  Commentary:
  Feeling ripe today, but give me a week and I'll be guac! 🥑🍷😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

  Commentary:
  "When's the award ceremony? I've already prepared my acceptance speech! 🎭😂 #OfficeOscars"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

  Commentary:
  "Grandma's stair takeover: making sure leg day is canceled for everyone else! 🦵🚫😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

  Commentary:
  "When you achieve inner peace by turning your inbox into a black hole. 🌌📭😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

  Commentary:
  "That's a mood—I too am in my 'vintage' phase, expertly avoiding sunlight! 🍷🕶️🌞"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I should start taking life lessons from rocks! ⏳😂 #PatienceGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "That’s just Netflix betrayal! 😱🍿 #KeepThePasswordLove"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Girls be like 'forget it, I'm fine' – translation: 'prepare for some fiery drama.' Remember, a woman scorned is a force of nature!"

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