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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.
‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.
I walk around like everything’s fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off.
When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”
Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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1 month ago
Share →: Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

Commentary:
"That’s just Netflix betrayal! 😱🍿 #KeepThePasswordLove"
3 months ago
Share →: I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggles of the perpetual snacker! Always appearing put together on the surface, but beneath it all, a rumbling tummy ready to make its demands known. It's a tale as old as time – the eternal battle between the hunger pangs and the illusion of composure."
3 months ago
Share →: Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.

Commentary:
"Looks like the only 'compatibility' issue here is between humans and their dating algorithms. Who knew computers had such high standards for a partner's processing power?"
3 months ago
Share →: Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

Commentary:
"Girls be like 'forget it, I'm fine' – translation: 'prepare for some fiery drama.' Remember, a woman scorned is a force of nature!"
3 months ago
Share →: If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Commentary:
Ah, the infamous "it's fine" – the code every man fears! 🙈 Remember, when she says it's fine, it's probably time to start drafting your apology letter! 💌😅 #ProceedWithCaution
4 months ago
Share →: I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Commentary:
When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop
5 months ago
Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Commentary:
Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild
5 months ago
Share →: Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems. 🤷‍♂️ Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 🌌✨ #JustTrustTheUniverse"
5 months ago
Share →: ‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

Commentary:
'Tis the season to wrap gifts with the delicate touch of a T-Rex trying to thread a needle 🦖🎁 Don't worry, the struggle is real but the sentiment is what counts!
5 months ago
Share →: Another fine day ruined by waking up.

Commentary:
Looks like someone hit the snooze button on life 😴☀️ Don't worry, maybe tomorrow will actually be a fine day… or not! 😉 #MorningsAreHard