14 Funny finished quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

  Commentary:
  Oh, running a half marathon? That's impressive! 🏃‍♂️💨 Meanwhile, me? Well, I've almost finished a bunch of things too… like binge-watching Netflix series and mastering the art of procrastination! 😂 Keep up the great work though, you're lapping us all in the race of life!

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

  Commentary:
  Wow, that's some impressive bookworm skills you've got there! 📚🐛 Who needs fancy bookmarks when you've got a box of crayons to keep you entertained during those marathon reading sessions? 🖍️😂 Just remember: reading may be easy, but staying within the lines can be a whole different challenge! 😉🌈

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! 🚀💼 Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! 😉👏

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cleaning could have such magical powers of family disappearance? 😂🏡✨ Looks like the backyard is the new family hangout spot! #ThanksgivingEscapePlan"

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