Funny fragrance quotes

Funny fragrance quotes add a humorous touch to the world of scents and perfumes. 🌸😄 From witty remarks about strong perfumes to playful jabs at unique aromas, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of smelling good (or not so good!). Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in the world of fragrances! 😂🌿

Old Spice doesn't sound like something you wanna smell.

Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I'm developing a new fragrance for introverts. It's called: "Leave me the fuh cologne".

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing "72h" on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025