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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

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Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

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Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

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Funny fragrance quotes add a humorous touch to the world of scents and perfumes. 🌸😄 From witty remarks about strong perfumes to playful jabs at unique aromas, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of smelling good (or not so good!). Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in the world of fragrances! 😂🌿

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16 hours ago
Share →: Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.

Commentary:
Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
1 week ago
Share →: I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

Commentary:
Nose detective mode activated! 🔍👃😂
6 months ago
Share →: Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.

Commentary:
"Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Commentary:
"Finally, a scent that says 'alone is where the heart is!' 😂🕵️‍♂️🌿 #IntrovertVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.

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"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"
6 months ago
Share →: Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Commentary:
"Dear deodorant manufacturers, if your product really lasts 72 hours, does that mean I can hibernate for 3 days and still smell fresh? 🤔 Meanwhile, my bus ride feels like a never-ending aroma adventure thanks to your 'long-lasting' promise! 🚌🤢 #PublicTransportStruggles"
6 months ago
Share →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Commentary:
Those fragrance commercial writers must be dreaming in 4D-Vision-Smell-O-Vision-Land 🌀✨ Can you imagine how fun it must be? "Yes, let's market this scent as a mix of unicorn tears and fresh-cut grass. It'll be fabulous!" 🦄🌿 Just another day at the office for them!

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Flirting is easy until you have to flirt with the person you like.

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In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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When they know you know they did you dirty, they stay gone. And that’s the best thing.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

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Avocado is just green butter.

Just landed via Facebook:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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I never thought I would say this, and it took me a while to come to terms, but I think I ate too much bacon.

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Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane?

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Trending via LinkedIn:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

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Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

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