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80 Funny free quotes

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Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Sometimes, after I’ve completed a task that wasn’t on my to-do list, I’ll add it and then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

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