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- I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
- Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.
- We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
- Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
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"When 'Mazel Tov' is your biggest vibe, but the rest is just your shower-singing material! 
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- Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.
- Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.
- I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”
- We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).
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