100 Funny got quotes

• (lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

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  2 weeks ago

  exercise, FitBit, fitness, getting, getting lost, got, humor, labyrinth, lost, nice, steps, walking

• Just got diagnosed with needing a hot chocolate with extra marshmallows.

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  2 weeks ago

  beverage, chocolate, comfort, comfort food, craving, diagnosis, extra, food, got, hot, hot chocolate, humor, just, marshmallow

• If I walk into a girl’s house and she got like 50 plants, I know she’s a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless things. What’s one more?

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  2 weeks ago

  50, care, caretaker, girl, girls, got, house, humor, i, keeper, know, pet, plants, relationship, responsibility, things, useless, walk

• “Full-time” should be 20 hours max, man. This is ridiculous. I’ve got other stuff to do.

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  2 weeks ago

  20, frustration, full-time, got, hours, humor, man, management, max, ridiculous, should, stuff, time, time management, work, work hours, workload

• I got Botox, and I asked the doctor, “How many years younger will this make me look?” and he was like, “Zero. You’ll just look like the other girls your age who have also gotten Botox.”

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  2 weeks ago

  age, asked, beauty, beauty treatment, Botox, cosmetic, cosmetic procedure, doctor, girls, got, humor, i, joke, just, look younger, me, procedure, skincare, treatment, younger, zero

• Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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  3 weeks ago

  around, being, biscuits, eating, ever, food, got, handed, humor, pretend, room, situation, snack, social, social situation, surprise, sweet, sweets, temptation

• According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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  3 weeks ago

  am, got, humor, i, most, music, play, played, self-reference, Spotify, wrapped, year

• I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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  3 weeks ago

  50, 6, care, dental, dental hygiene, flossing, got, humor, hygiene, last, minutes, months, oral, oral care, pressure, procrastination, time, time pressure

• Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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  4 weeks ago

  accomplish, cartoon, collaboration, funny thought, got, humor, imagination, jerry, just, once, partnership, teamwork, thought, together, tom

• I’m that person who will restart a song because I got distracted and wasn’t appreciating it enough.

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  1 month ago

  appreciation, distracted, distraction, enough, got, i, music, person, personality, relatable, restart, song

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