106 Funny got quotes

• A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

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  4 hours ago

  app, apps, comparison, digital, digital struggle, frustration, funny comparison, got, haunted, haunted house, house, just, log, log out, memory, password, remember, struggle, technology, website, websites, where

• Glad to be born at a time when I got to see what life was like before the internet, and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity.

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  6 hours ago

  AI, before, birth, born, dead, death, dystopia, future, glad, got, humanity, humor, i, internet, life, technology, time

• That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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  7 hours ago

  actually, anticipation, best, excitement, finding, got, job, job start, job transition, life, life moment, moment, new, new job, period, start, starting, times, transition

• Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

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  8 hours ago

  behavior, car, driver, driving, ever, extra, extra life, game, got, humor, life, risky, risky behavior, road, road trip, someone, trip, video, video game

• Sorry if I seem sad, I got a new long-sleeve shirt for fall, but I haven’t been able to wear it yet because it’s 94°.

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  8 hours ago

  able, clothing, fall, fashion, frustration, got, heat, hot, hot weather, humor, i, long-sleeve, long-sleeve shirt, mismatch, new, sad, seasonal, seasonal frustration, shirt, sorry, temperature, wear, weather, weather mismatch

• That moment when you have to restart a song because the conversations in your head got too loud and you missed half the song.

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  9 hours ago

  conversation, conversations, distraction, focus, got, half, head, loud, mind, missed, moment, music, relatable, restart, song, too

• I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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  9 hours ago

  again, argue, argument, better, comeback, conversation, debate, forget, got, hate, humor, i, material, say, something

• I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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  9 hours ago

  broke, got, i, money, responsibility

• Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs.

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  11 hours ago

  animal, frog, got, humor, joke, naming, right, things

• Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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  11 hours ago

  absolutely, around, calling, day, doing, doing nothing, floating, got, hr, humor, insult, jellyfish, just, nothing, office, office humor, sent, someone, workplace

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