17 Funny happening quotes

• Is there a word for FOMO but it’s already happened and you didn’t know about it when it was happening?

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  4 weeks ago

  anxiety, FOMO, happening, hindsight, humor, know, missed, missed opportunity, opportunity, regret, slang, social, social anxiety, word

• Watching 2+ movies a day to prevent a thought from happening.

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  4 weeks ago

  2, binge, binge-watching, day, distraction, entertainment, happening, humor, movie, prevent, procrastination, thought, watching

• There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

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  4 weeks ago

  back, busy, busy schedule, canceled, cancellation, circling, December, happening, humor, meeting, meetings, much, next, procrastination, schedule, too, where, why, work, year

• My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.

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  4 weeks ago

  asked, back, came, funny moment, glasses, happening, humor, i, joke, left, literally, misunderstanding, moment, parenting, room, said, today, toddler, zoo

• I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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  4 weeks ago

  always, care, cliché, enjoy, entertainment, happening, humor, i, mystery, small, small town, something, story, suspense, town

• None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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  4 weeks ago

  digital, distraction, happening, humor, illusion, none, perception, phone, reality, technology

• A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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  4 weeks ago

  afraid, digital, digital relationship, etiquette, happening, hate, humor, internet, internet humor, knowing, life, media, moment, online, online life, pressure, privacy, relationship, silence, social, social media, social media etiquette, social pressure, unfriend, unfriending, us

• I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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  4 weeks ago

  clueless, confusion, going, happening, humor, humor quote, i, idea, ignorance, irony, know, sarcasm

• People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

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  4 weeks ago

  assume, assumption, bold, confidence, enough, even, happening, humor, night, people, routine, shower, tomorrow

• Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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  4 weeks ago

  acceptance, doing, happening, humor, i, just, life, play, role, spontaneity, things

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