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Funny happening quotes

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Funny Quotes Feb 2, 2025
I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
My cold is worse than yours because it's happening to me.

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Honestly, I don't even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I'm like "I guess this is what we're doing now."

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025