Funny happening quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.
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  1 month ago

  View →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.
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  3 months ago

  View →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”
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  3 months ago

  View →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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