11 Funny happening quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

  Commentary:
  When everyone in the coffee shop knows your name… and your alibi! ☕👀🔍

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

  Commentary:
  "When your phone’s more dramatic than an Oscar-winning movie! 🍿📱😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

  Commentary:
  😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

  Commentary:
  "Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

  Commentary:
  "Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic bedtime routine of checking the news and losing all hope before hitting the hay. 🌍😴 Keep calm and carry on…if you can manage to sleep after scrolling through the chaos! 💤😅

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

  Commentary:
  "Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"

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