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6 days ago
Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Commentary:
"Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"
1 month ago
Share →: I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Commentary:
😂🤣 "Story of my life: Always lost, but I'm having a great time being confused! 🔍🤷‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

Commentary:
"Showering at night: the ultimate act of optimism or pure brilliance? 🌙✨ Who needs the certainty of tomorrow when you can bathe in the mystery of tonight? 🚿😂 Stay bold, my nocturnal beauties! 🌃💫"
3 months ago
Share →: Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Commentary:
"Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine of checking the news and losing all hope before hitting the hay. 🌍😴 Keep calm and carry on…if you can manage to sleep after scrolling through the chaos! 💤😅
5 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Commentary:
"Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"
5 months ago
Share →: I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like someone's tempting fate by defying the ancient umbrella-expert advice! ☂️ Now, I'm not saying opening an umbrella indoors causes chaos, but hey, better safe than sorry… Maybe you should start looking for four-leaf clovers just in case! 🍀
5 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Commentary:
"Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal struggle of colds – when we become the ultimate experts on our own sniffling miseries! 🤧😂 Just remember, sympathy and tissues are the best remedies in times of 'who's got it worse' debates! 🤷‍♂️ #ColdConfessions"