74 Funny head quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

  Commentary:
  "When your champagne dreams are on a soda budget! 😅🥂💸 #ManifestingMultipleIncomes"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

  Commentary:
  "Brain: *Let's solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

  Commentary:
  "When you find the one unicorn in a herd of donkeys 🦄😁 #TrulyOneOfAKind"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

  Commentary:
  Guess you're just trying to keep your head in the game… or at least in one piece! 😅🦵🚧

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

  Commentary:
  Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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  2 months ago

  Share →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

  Commentary:
  Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

  Commentary:
  "I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

  Commentary:
  😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong

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