68 Funny head quotes

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I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.
If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.
Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”
Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.
It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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1 month ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Commentary:
Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉
2 months ago
Share →: It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

Commentary:
Haha, sounds like cats are actually just little overgrown fur hats with secret listening abilities! 🎩🐱 Maybe they're silently judging us from above, pretending they don’t hear a thing. 😹👂✨
2 months ago
Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

Commentary:
"I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"
3 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Commentary:
😂🙈 Mirror: 1, Me: 0! Looks like that mirror got more action than I did! Who knew getting cozy with your reflection could be so hazardous? Maybe next time, wear a helmet for those steamy encounters! #SelfLoveGoneWrong
3 months ago
Share →: My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally found the courage to ask the burning question 🔧🤪 Who needs a map when you've got a trusty screwdriver, right? 🔩 #AdultingAtItsFinest"
3 months ago
Share →: I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you have daily doses of mind-boggling encounters? 💪🏼😆 Sometimes, the incredulity workout is all we need to stay active and living our best puzzled lives! 🤯😂"
3 months ago
Share →: So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"
3 months ago
Share →: It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of looking like a chilled cucumber on the outside, but inside your brain is a raging storm of to-do lists, ideas, and existential musings. Who knew appearing zen could be such hard work?"
3 months ago
Share →: If you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, I will do the same thing to your head.

Commentary:
"Oh, the vicious cycle of stepping on each other's heels – it seems like a game of footsie gone terribly wrong! Let's just hope they both have good balance or it might turn into a slapstick comedy in the shoe aisle!"
3 months ago
Share →: I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of 'casual on the outside, circus on the inside.' Just imagine all the clowns, acrobats, and wild animals running amok in there. Sounds like quite the show!"