15 Funny horse quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a classic case of waking up to find your trusty steed has done a disappearing act courtesy of the Mafia! 🐎💼 Bet that guy wasn't expecting a half-horsepower engine in his bed! 🤣 #MafiaMagic #HorseWhispererGoneWrong

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

  Commentary:
  "Learning from other people's mistakes? Nah, not my style. Giant wooden horse on my doorstep seems totally legit though. 🏛️🐴🏠 #TrojanHorse #OopsIDidItAgain"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

  Commentary:
  "Life goal: Buy a horse, lose to it in a race, and gallop away laughing at myself 🏇🤣 Who knew losing could be this much fun? #RaceToTheFinishLine"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometime you meet such a prince that you’d rather marry the horse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between a charming prince and a majestic horse! 🐴🤴 Who knew equine companions could be such fierce competition in the quest for true love? Perhaps it's time for a royal horse wedding! 🐎💍👑"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃‍♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"

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