26 Funny horse quotes

• Those astronauts that just landed? They should be greeted by chimpanzees on horses.

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  absurdity, astronaut, chimpanzee, greet, horse, horses, just, landing, should, space

• To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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  animal, bed, both, breakfast, food, hay, horse, humor, play, play on words, pun, words

• Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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  2 months ago

  best, comedy, doctor, give, horse, humor, impression, just, ketamine, me, medical, still

• I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

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  back, bring, bring back, hold, hold your horse, horse, humor, me, nobody, nostalgia, stop

• I don’t know why we traded horses for cars. Your car won’t stop in front of a river and be like, “no way dumbass, we aren’t going to make that.”

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  absurdity, animal, car, cars, front, going, horse, humor, i, know, river, stop, trade, transportation

• Big city friend is complaining about a 10 minute wait for a subway while I sit here waiting for the rail replacement horse.

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  big, city, complaining, complaint, friend, here, horse, humor, i, minute, rail, replacement, sit, Subway, transportation, wait, waiting

• Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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  adventure, being, darkness, fun, giggling, horse, humor, imagination, imagine, lads, mischief, trojan, Trojan horse

• My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

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  absurdity, bed, bottom, favorite, Godfather, guy, half, horse, humor, mafia, movie, movie scene, scene, scream, screams, stolen

• I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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  absurdity, another, cautionary, cautionary tale, giant, horse, house, humor, i, irony, lesson, let, life, life lesson, mistake, mistakes, never, right, second, self-awareness, tale, wooden, wooden horse

• My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun.

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  activity, aspiration, beat, buy, competition, dream, fun, horse, humor, me, race, still

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