21 Funny insect quotes

Funny insect quotes are sure to bug you—in the best way possible! 🐜😂 From ants to flies, these humorous lines will have you buzzing with laughter and appreciating the tiny comedians of the animal kingdom. 🦗😄

Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosqui…

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Sounds like the mosquitoes swiped right on me 😅🦟 #UnmatchedBuzzing

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know i…

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Being a deluxe buffet for mosquitoes wasn't my career plan 🍽️🦟🙄

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s prob…

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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to g…

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"Who knew 'extreme dirt sports' would be the hottest way to unwind? 😂🌱☀️ #GardenWarrior"

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls…

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"Forget extraterrestrial life — I'm just over here swatting at imaginary UFOs! 👽🦟😂"

Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are…

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"Who knew those fluttery little jerks have a dark side? 🦋😈 #ButterflyMafia"

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. ItR…

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That pun just bugged me in the best way 🐜🇮🇹💘

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it…

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"Imagine being an insect hitching a ride on a car, thinking you've found a cozy spot, only to realize you're on a never-ending road trip! 🦗🚗 Talk about a bug's version of 'moving' troubles! 🤣"

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands togethe…

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"Flies 🪰- nature's tiny villains, always up to no good! 🦟 They think they're so sly with their hand-rubbing tactics, but they can't outsmart a simple open window. 😂 Maybe they're just trying to start a fly uprising? 🤔 Watch out, world, the flies are coming for us!"

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

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"Ah, the chic and sophisticated cousin of the butterfly – the moth! 🦋🤓💁‍♀️ Who knew their secret to elegance was rocking glasses and a sleek updo? Who says bugs can't have style! 😄 #FashionistaInDisguise"

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