52 Funny insult quotes

• I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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  2 weeks ago

  cleverness, comeback, humor, insult, insults, intelligence, intelligent, later, looking, realize, roast, sarcasm, thoughts, three, wit

• A girl hating you is a million times better than her calling you a ‘nice guy’.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, calling, dating, girl, guy, hate, humor, insult, million, nice, nice guy, relationship, times

• Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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  1 month ago

  hate, honesty, humor, i, insult, liar, only, sarcasm, stupid, stupidity, thing

• I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

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  1 month ago

  every, girl, hope, humor, i, insult, jealous, jealousy, jealousy humor, jealousy joke, joke, looks, meteor, relationship, relationship humor

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  1 month ago

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

• Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

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  1 month ago

  cool, course, education, fail, humor, insult, job, me, most, pass, professor, real, sarcasm, student

• Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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  2 months ago

  car, compliment, Corvette, day, Ferrari, guys, humor, i, insult, love, loved, rivalry, ruined, telling, today

• I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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  2 months ago

  compliment, honesty, humor, i, insult, sarcasm, trust

• If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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  2 months ago

  argument, attitude, back, comebacks, conversation, even, humor, i, insult, nice, nothing, promise, remark, sarcasm, say, something, witty, witty remark, worse

• Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

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  2 months ago

  add, diet, gluten-free, humor, insult, maybe, princess, sarcasm, shutting, shutting up

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