17 Funny insult quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is.

  Commentary:
  "Guess you're swimming in the kiddie pool of thoughts! 🤔🤿😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

  Commentary:
  "😂 'At your big age' is the shade equivalent of 'bless your heart' – lethal and polite! 💀🙌"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Prime numbers are so cunty. Like okay, diva — only divisible by yourself?

  Commentary:
  "Prime numbers must really think they're the Beyonce of math, strutting around like 'Sorry, I'm only divisible by myself and one!' 😂✨ #DivaDigits #Mathsass"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

  Commentary:
  "Are you secretly the voice of the automated overlords? 🤖📞😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You look like something I drew with my left hand.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the artistic masterpiece reminiscent of a left-handed doodle 🎨🤪! It's like abstract art meets chaos theory 🌀. Who knew creativity could be so liberating and confusing at the same time? Bravo for embracing the unconventional, darling! 👏😜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

  Commentary:
  "Judging by your driving skills, I'm guessing you think Mario Kart is a reality show 🚗🍌😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to insult me? Please, I already beat you to it in the mirror this morning! 💁‍♂️😂 #SelfRoast"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, here comes a 'compliment' wrapped in barbed wire! 🤣 Don't worry, I'll make sure to put on my emotional armor before I hear your 'kind words.' 🙄 Who knew such a pleasant phrase could lead to imminent danger? 🚨#SarcasmAlert!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.

  Commentary:
  “Insulting people, but in a good way. Because why be mean when you can be sassy with a hint of kindness? 😂👏 #SassyButClassy”

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