42 Funny insult quotes — Wordgag ツ

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

1 week ago1 week ago

Homeless man just called me a “loser,” and I showed him my house keys.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Aren’t you a little old to be a bully?

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Blocking isn’t enough. I wanna throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal.

1 month ago1 month ago

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

1 month ago1 month ago

If boring was a brand, you’d be the ambassador.

1 month ago1 month ago

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

1 month ago1 month ago

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

2 months ago2 months ago

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

2 months ago2 months ago

Shutting up is gluten-free. Maybe add that to your diet, princess.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you see this, straighten your back, you banana-shaped mess.

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m just a girl!” No, you are a monster.

2 months ago2 months ago

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

2 months ago2 months ago

Just blocked all the ugly people, so if you see this… what’s up, big sexy?

2 months ago2 months ago

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

2 months ago2 months ago

Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).

2 months ago2 months ago

My middle finger salutes you.

2 months ago2 months ago