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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

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I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

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We can’t both age regress at the same time β€” someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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Turns out I’m not an afternoon person either.

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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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Bring me a higher love. You have 24 hours. No cops.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

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If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

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Dance like nobody’s watching, except God, the NSA, and Santa Claus.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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Welcome to your 40sβ€”you run out of breath trying to find your running shoes.

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The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

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Who would have thought that eating a can of beans would backfire like this?

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

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On the upside, my kids are helping with the dishes. On the downside, my kids are helping with the dishes.

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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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I held the door for an old person today and he was like, β€œdidn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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The amount of inappropriate thoughts I have is a little concerning.

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