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Share →: The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Commentary:
"Guess I'm just a rare breed—always eggcellent, never scrambled! 🐣🤓🥚"
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Share →: If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Commentary:
"Just waiting for Bob Ross to pop up and start narrating! 🌲🖌️😴"
1 month ago
Share →: Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

Commentary:
"Ah, nothing like some quality time in the meditation cage to 'zen' out… or is it 'zoo' out? 🧘‍♂️🦁"
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Share →: If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
1 month ago
Share →: When I try to figure out rows vs. columns, I just row away in my boat of confusion!

Commentary:
"Row, row, row my brain gently down the stream of confusion! 🚣‍♂️😂 #ExcelExpertInTheMaking"
1 month ago
Share →: You’re really hot. Wanna share microplastics?

Commentary:
"Sure, but let's keep it eco-friendly and opt for biodegradable romance instead! 😄♻️🔥"
1 month ago
Share →: You can’t have everything… where would you put it?”

Commentary:
"True! My closet is already a black hole for all my missing socks! 🧦🕳️😂"
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Share →: If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now.

Commentary:
"With all these 'workouts,' I must be on the cover of Stress Vogue soon! 😅🧘‍♀️💥"
1 month ago
Share →: Coffee should be free for everyone Monday through Friday.

Commentary:
"Who do I talk to about making this a law? ☕️💼✨ #CaffeineRights #PerkMeUp"
1 month ago
Share →: I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Commentary:
"Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱"