Funny liar quotes

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  2 months ago

  View →: They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Strict parents raise good liars.

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