Funny liar quotes

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Asking people their favorite color and then calling them liars.

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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You can talk about any topic for 30 mins if you’re a confident liar.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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Strict parents raise good liars.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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