18 Funny liar quotes

• I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar.

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  4 weeks ago

  buying, Christmas, holiday, honesty, i, least, liar, present, presents, relationship, single

• Only thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m stupid.

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  4 weeks ago

  hate, honesty, humor, i, insult, liar, only, sarcasm, stupid, stupidity, thing

• Oh, you’re in a situationship? Which one are you, the liar or the loser?

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  4 weeks ago

  dating, humor, liar, loser, oh, relationship, sarcasm, situationship

• “Why would I lie to you?” I don’t know, maybe because you’re a liar.

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  4 weeks ago

  contradiction, honesty, humor, i, know, liar, lie, maybe, sarcasm, why

• The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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  4 weeks ago

  bed, book, books, chocolate, comfort, empty, humor, liar, night, relationship, side, sleep, snore

• One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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  4 weeks ago

  arrogance, deception, dishonesty, dumb, frustration, hate, i, insult, liar, sarcasm, thing, trust

• The empty spot in your bed is for snacks, not liars.

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  4 weeks ago

  bed, empty, honesty, humor, humor quote, liar, lover, playful, relationship, snack, snack lover, snacks, spot

• They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

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  4 weeks ago

  advice, choice, dating, enjoy, humor, just, liar, pick, tallest

• Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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  1 month ago

  fire, hope, humor, joke, liar, own, pant, sarcasm

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