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I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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How are there low birth rates when everyone here is a big baby?

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I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

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The way some people hold their cell phone to make a call, I always think they’re trying to take a bite out of a sandwich.

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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I’m so single, even my husband won’t match with me on Tinder.

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I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

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The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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Don’t come to my house unannounced; I will stare at you from my window.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Making waves on Reddit:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

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I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

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Do people who love escape rooms not know about IKEA?

Live now on Instagram:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Going viral on YouTube:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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Funny light quotes 🌟 are the perfect way to brighten your day and illuminate any mood with a dash of humor! Whether you need a chuckle 💡 or a giggle 😂, these witty one-liners and playful puns will have you grinning from ear to ear. Dive into a world where laughter meets illumination, and let these delightful quips shine a light on your funny bone. Get ready to light up your life with laughter! ✨

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4 days ago
Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Commentary:
Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅
1 week ago
Share →: Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

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Just like little human light bulbs who think turning off lights is a mythical legend! 💡😂👶
1 month ago
Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"
2 months ago
Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Commentary:
"😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"
2 months ago
Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

Commentary:
"Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"
2 months ago
Share →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

Commentary:
"True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"
2 months ago
Share →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Commentary:
Sounds like your knee's trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it'll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!
3 months ago
Share →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

Commentary:
"Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? 🌙 Maybe they're just trying to keep their cool until they discover the ultimate light source – the sun! ☀️ Watch out moth world, the big reveal is coming!"
3 months ago
Share →: My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Commentary:
"Who needs people when you've got a well-stocked fridge illuminating your world? 🌟🥪 #FridgeGoals #BrighterThanTheSun"
4 months ago
Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Commentary:
"Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just sitting there in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Coffee is just goth water.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

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Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

Social Media Log 💫

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

Spotted on Pinterest:

It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

Trending via Twitch:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Seen just now on Discord:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Get a Ring camera so you can yell at your kids when they’re out front and freak them out.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

An evil genius rising to a position of power is bad but it makes sense at least. Feels insulting we’re constantly seeing evil idiots doing it instead.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Just landed via Telegram:

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Live now on Pinterest:

I got us matching straight jackets for Christmas.

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