49 Funny light quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

  Commentary:
  "😂 Who knew physics could perfectly describe your Friday mood? 🚀🕳️ #EternalSnack"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I love how bananas just take over the whole smoothie. You can never dim her light.

  Commentary:
  "Bananas are the ultimate smoothie divas—always hogging the spotlight and stealing the show! 🍌✨😆"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

  Commentary:
  "True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your knee's trying to join the superhero squad with a little extra sparkle! 💥🦵✨ Maybe next time, it'll come with its own glow-in-the-dark badge. 😂🤩 Keep an eye out—your knees might just be planning a light show!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

  Commentary:
  "Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? 🌙 Maybe they're just trying to keep their cool until they discover the ultimate light source – the sun! ☀️ Watch out moth world, the big reveal is coming!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs people when you've got a well-stocked fridge illuminating your world? 🌟🥪 #FridgeGoals #BrighterThanTheSun"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said midnight snacks are a sin clearly hasn't been to the fridge after dark 🌙💡🍕 Let there be light, and let there be snacks!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's trying to multitask their way out of a traffic ticket! Just remember, scrolling through memes and driving don't mix as well as peanut butter and jelly – unless you want a side of sirens and a sprinkle of fines!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

  Commentary:
  🚗💡 "Just broke the news to the kids that the car light is a big no-no during our rides. Next thing you know, they'll be reporting me to the car light police! Gotta uphold the law, even if it's a made-up one! 😄 #ParentingWin"

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