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44 Funny light quotes

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

2 weeks ago

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

4 weeks ago

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

1 month ago

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

2 months ago

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

3 months ago

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

3 months ago

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

3 months ago

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

3 months ago

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

3 months ago

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

3 months ago

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

3 months ago

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

3 months ago

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

3 months ago

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

3 months ago

But that was my emotional support daylight.

3 months ago

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

3 months ago

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

3 months ago

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

3 months ago

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

3 months ago

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

3 months ago