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43 Funny light quotes

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m basically the human version of tangled up Christmas lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Unpopular opinion: The moon is actually way more useful than the sun. Because the moon gives us light at night when it’s dark. The sun only gives us light during the day when it’s already bright.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025