33 Funny line quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶‍♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic case of someone ad-libbing in life's script, throwing off your carefully rehearsed lines! 🎭 It's like when you're play-acting a conversation in your head, and the other person decides to improvise on you! 😂 Stay on cue, people! #LifeIsNotARehearsal

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

  Commentary:
  "Approaching women on the street with lines like 'whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?' is like trying to catch a fish with a loudspeaker instead of a fishing rod 🎣🔊. Let's just say subtlety might work better than a bold approach in this case!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "If you ever go for a walk with me, be prepared for some unintentional bumping! I like to add a little zigzag to keep things interesting. Who needs a straight line anyway? Let's keep it lively and bumpy together! 🚶‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Hey girl, do you like my signals? I mixed them myself.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, quite the DIY enthusiast, I see! 🚦🎨 Who needs traffic lights when we've got your customized signals, right? 😂 Keep on mixing it up, smooth operator! 💁‍♂️💫"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Everyone is all “love is patient” during the wedding, but when there’s a long line for the open bar, not so much.

  Commentary:
  "Love is patient, but a free bar test our patience faster than a wedding toast 🥂😅 #PrioritiesShiftWhenDrinksAreInvolved"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

  Commentary:
  "Now that's an organizing strategy I can get behind – after all, why not add a little alphabetical order to the chaos of different heights? Just imagine the confusion when you're torn between proudly standing tall and resigning yourself to your place in the alphabetical pecking order!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's cooking up a saucy pick-up line! Just remember, it's all fun and games until someone gets tangled in a pasta-ble situation!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ultimate superpower of grocery store frustration! With great power comes great exasperation, as our hero faces the daunting challenge of choosing the slowest line every time. Who needs invisibility or flying when you have the uncanny ability to attract long queues like a magnet? Saving the day, one agonizingly slow checkout at a time!"

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