51 Funny line quotes

• Hey girl, are you a cigarette? Because I like cigarettes.

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  11 hours ago

  cigarette, cigarettes, flirt, girl, humor, i, joke, line, pickup, pickup line

• I just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. Just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear.

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  4 weeks ago

  birth, date, date of birth, exactly, health, hear, humor, i, information, just, lack, line, love, me, name, personal, personal information, pharmacy, pharmacy line, privacy, public, shouting, standing, world, wrong

• Hey girl, are you a burger? Because I love you.

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  1 month ago

  burger, flirting, girl, humor, i, joke, line, love, pickup, pickup line

• Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!”

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  1 month ago

  fall, heaven, hell, humor, hurt, joke, line, Lucifer, me, pickup, pickup line

• No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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  2 months ago

  achy, Achy Breaky Heart, bad, bad day, breaky, country, country music, dance, day, heart, humor, just, line, line dance, matter, music, remember, seems, someone

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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  2 months ago

  contradiction, daily, daily struggle, feelings, great, humor, internet, life, line, mistake, mixed, mixed feelings, online, online life, struggle, walking

• To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

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  2 months ago

  act, Hamlet, humor, irony, line, minimalism, refusal, sarcasm, scene, Shakespeare

• Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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  2 months ago

  activity, dancing, humor, line, line dancing, restroom, social, social activity, waiting, women

• I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

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  2 months ago

  conversation, expectations, frustration, hate, humor, i, imagine, interaction, line, man, person, planning, script, social, social interaction, spontaneity

• Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”

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  2 months ago

  approach, babe, convention, dating, flirting, hot, hot babe, humor, line, love, pickup, pickup line, say, street, town, women

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