211 Funny little quotes

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Hope you’re ready for that swingin’ lifestyle! Just remember, it's all about keeping your balance! 😜😂🎢

  9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of a nap on a pizza roll mattress, but I might eat my bed! 😴🍕

  comfort, comfort food, comparison, food, food comparison, humor, little, pillow, pillows, pizza, pizza roll, roll, rolls, snack

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  5 days ago

  Commentary:
  It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞

  anxiety, bank, buyer, call, confirm, department, fraud, having, humor, little, moment, over, past, phone, phone call, purchase, self-examination, treat, truly

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Haha, because who doesn't dream of being a spreadsheet superhero as a kid? 😂📈🦸‍♂️

  administrative, administrative assistant, application, aspiration, assistant, boy, career, career aspiration, childhood, childhood dream, cover, cover letter, dream, ever, feels, humor, i, job, job application, letter, letters, little, wanted, writing

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Seems like the world needs a group hug—and maybe a few extra puppies for good measure! 🐶💖😄

  communication, else, empathy, everyone, feelings, humor, i, kinder, kindness, little, personality, sensitive, too

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When Dad tries to use his "charm" on his daughter and realizes he's gonna need an escape plan pronto 😂🚪💨

  bit, daughter, family, father, forgiveness, humor, i, little, lose, mind, realize, relationship, think, wife

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Mornings need a secret coffee break just to handle the upcoming chaos! ☕🤣

  coffee, early, early riser, got, grandma, humor, i, little, morning, riser, solitude, why

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Why chase dreams when I can perfect the art of procrastination? 🎨😴

  advice, am, humor, i, life, little, motivation, procrastination, sarcasm, something, squandering, thing

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Like wanting a donut so much it makes me mad that I didn't buy a dozen 🍩😤 #CrushingHard

  attraction, bad, desire, emotion, ever, frustration, humor, little, relationship, someone, want

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess that pig was after some killer ham bargains! 🐷🛒😆

  childhood, going, humor, i, kid, little, market, meant, memory, misunderstanding, nursery, nursery rhyme, pig, rhyme, shopping, think, used

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