232 Funny little quotes

• A little friendly reminder that if somebody looks tired, you really don’t have to tell them.

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  10 hours ago

  communication, friendly, humor, interaction, little, looks, politeness, reminder, social, social interaction, somebody, tell, tired

• I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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  1 week ago

  attitude, desire, health, healthy, horny, humor, i, little, personality, think, times

• Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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  1 week ago

  addiction, beverage, caffeine, coffee, green, green tea, health, humor, joy, know, left, life, lifestyle, little, lose, mood, sarcasm, still, tea

• Stopping a complete stranger on the street and saying, “Let’s end this little charade.”

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward situation, charade, complete, confrontation, end, humor, interaction, little, saying, situation, social, social interaction, stopping, stranger, street

• Little do my friends know they’re healing me every time we hang out.

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  1 week ago

  every, friend, friends, friendship, hang, hangout, healing, humor, know, little, me, support, time

• My ideal man is a kindhearted little freak.

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  1 week ago

  freak, humor, ideal, ideal man, kindhearted, little, man, personality, relationship

• The absolute hottest thing you can do in front of a woman is tame a horse, but unfortunately, modern life affords us little opportunities for that.

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  1 week ago

  attraction, front, horse, hottest, humor, life, little, modern, modern life, opportunity, tame, thing, unfortunately, us, woman

• The thing about Pink Floyd is they take a little while to start singing.

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  2 weeks ago

  band, Floyd, humor, joke, little, music, pink, Pink Floyd, rock, rock band, singing, slow, slow start, start, take, thing, while

• Ever since I was a little kid, I knew I would be fraught with melancholy and nostalgia.

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  2 weeks ago

  childhood, ever, humor, i, kid, little, melancholy, nostalgia, self-awareness

• Lack of sex really gets you mad at every little thing for no reason.

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  2 weeks ago

  anger, every, frustration, humor, lack, lack of sex, little, mad, mood, mood swings, reason, relationship, sex, swings, thing

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