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6 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

Commentary:
👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Commentary:
"Don't ever forget where you came from. That's where you left your car 🚗… and probably a lot of memories too! Just follow the trail of breadcrumbs… or tire tracks, whichever works!" 😄🚙 #LostandFound #NeverForget
6 months ago
Share →: You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

Commentary:
"Who needs homing pigeons anyway? 🕊️ If it doesn't come back, just call it 'free-spirited' and move on! 🤣 #PigeonHumor"
6 months ago
Share →: Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Commentary:
"Judging by the tantrums and tweets, it seems like Kanye and 'lost it' might be sharing the same GPS signal 😜🤪 #KeepingUpWithTheKanyes"
6 months ago
Share →: I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone's passion for space was out of this world, but their lunch radar was a bit off! 🚀🥪 Next time, remember: fueling your stomach is just as important as fueling rockets! Keep shooting for the stars, and maybe pack a snack for the journey. 😉
6 months ago
Share →: There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

Commentary:
🎅🔥 "Ah, the classic case of Santa vs. sanity! 🤪 Who needs evidence when we have our precious minds to protect? Don't worry, Santa, we've got our eye on you! 👀🎄"
6 months ago
Share →: The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Commentary:
Ah, yes, the infamous staff meeting that no one dares to forget! 😂 Darth Vader really showed his true management style with that forceful display of frustration. It seems like the dark side of the Force wasn't just about battling Jedi, but also about dealing with difficult colleagues. 🌌💼 May the HR department be with you!
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Commentary:
🌲🗣️💬 "If you're ever lost in the woods, just remember: starting a debate about politics is guaranteed to summon help faster than shouting 'help!' 🏕️🤔💥"
6 months ago
Share →: I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the English spelling of 'diarrhoea' truly gives the impression that your vowels are on the loose! 🤣🇬🇧 Watch out, those vowels are running wild! 🏃‍♂️💨 #LostInTranslation"
6 months ago
Share →: Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Commentary:
"An emotional rollercoaster of heartbreak and hunger! 😂🍔💔 Who needs love when you've got a discontinued fast food favorite to mourn?! #FoodIsLove"