Starting the second half of your sandwich is like "hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!"

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Commentary:
🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Commentary:
"Who knew lunch could be both delicious and a workout at the same time! 💪🥪 Let's make sure we do enough 'lunches' to balance out all those real lunches we enjoy! 😂"

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Commentary:
"Who knew all it takes to be a winner is a little wine and a whole lot of dinner 🍷🍽️ Brunch is good, but let's be honest, being a winner is definitely better! Cheers to the perfect pairing of food and confidence 💪🏆"

"Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school", I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Commentary:
"Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, "It's lunch time."

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Commentary:
Looks like someone's passion for space was out of this world, but their lunch radar was a bit off! 🚀🥪 Next time, remember: fueling your stomach is just as important as fueling rockets! Keep shooting for the stars, and maybe pack a snack for the journey. 😉

I'm not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn't wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Commentary:
"Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate lunchtime daydream: gazing wistfully at a photo of your bed, silently counting down the hours until you can be reunited 🕰️💭. Who needs a fancy vacation when you have an endless love affair with your snooze spot? 💤🛏️ #BedIsBae"

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Commentary:
"Parenting: Where mealtime is a constant game of roulette 🍔🍕 Will you get a food vacuum or a time-traveling lunch skipper? Stay tuned to find out! 😂"

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Commentary:
Looks like that sandwich decided to pull a disappearing act faster than you can say "Abracadabra"! 🥪🎩 Maybe it's off pursuing its dreams of becoming a snack magician! 🧙‍♂️✨ Better luck next time! 😄