22 Funny lunch quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

  Commentary:
  Guess I've been hanging out at the mousetrap buffet this whole time! 🧀😂🐭

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

  Commentary:
  Garbagemen: Taking out the trash while crypto traders and op-ed writers just add to it! 🗑️🤣🚛

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like Linda made a great lunch companion, but she was a little hard to digest! 🥪😂🙈

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

  Commentary:
  Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅

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  5 months ago

  Share →: These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy's Law and Einstein's Theory of Relativity in action! Here's to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with a 30-minute lunch break must have confused ‘break’ with ‘snack’! 🍔🕒😂 Maybe they were just hangry and needed a time-out for a full meal refreshment! Time to rethink those productivity-enhancing punishment tactics! ⏰🥊"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

  Commentary:
  🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew lunch could be both delicious and a workout at the same time! 💪🥪 Let's make sure we do enough 'lunches' to balance out all those real lunches we enjoy! 😂"

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