23 Funny lunch quotes

• I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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• A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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  2 months ago

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• Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

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  2 months ago

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• These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

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  2 months ago

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• I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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  2 months ago

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• Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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  2 months ago

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• Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

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  2 months ago

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• That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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  2 months ago

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• My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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  2 months ago

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