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18 Funny lunch quotes

Funny lunch quotes add a delicious dash of humor to your midday meal! 🍽️😂 From witty remarks about lunch breaks to playful observations on your favorite food, these quotes capture the lighter side of dining. Enjoy a laugh and savor every moment of your lunch hour! 😄🥪

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Funny Quotes Mar 15, 2025

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

Funny Quotes Mar 10, 2025

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025