18 Funny lunch quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy's Law and Einstein's Theory of Relativity in action! Here's to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

  Commentary:
  "Bringing the perfect balance of business and pickle enthusiasm to the table. 🥒💼 Who can resist the charm of someone with a pickle agenda? 🤣 #PicklesAreSeriousBusiness"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever came up with a 30-minute lunch break must have confused ‘break’ with ‘snack’! 🍔🕒😂 Maybe they were just hangry and needed a time-out for a full meal refreshment! Time to rethink those productivity-enhancing punishment tactics! ⏰🥊"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

  Commentary:
  🥪🏃‍♂️ "Starting the second half of your sandwich is like a rematch with your taste buds! Hell yeah, baby, let's run it back and show that sandwich who's boss! 💪😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew lunch could be both delicious and a workout at the same time! 💪🥪 Let's make sure we do enough 'lunches' to balance out all those real lunches we enjoy! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew all it takes to be a winner is a little wine and a whole lot of dinner 🍷🍽️ Brunch is good, but let's be honest, being a winner is definitely better! Cheers to the perfect pairing of food and confidence 💪🏆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

  Commentary:
  "Sending off the orange with big expectations for its day at school! 🍊📚 May it avoid getting 'squished' in the lunchbox drama. See you later, citrus friend! 😄 #SchoolLunchAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's passion for space was out of this world, but their lunch radar was a bit off! 🚀🥪 Next time, remember: fueling your stomach is just as important as fueling rockets! Keep shooting for the stars, and maybe pack a snack for the journey. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

  Commentary:
  "Lois Lane might need to borrow Clark Kent's glasses to brush up on her investigative skills! 🕵️‍♀️👓 Maybe Greg should consider a cape for added disguise next time!"

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