Funny Lunch Quotes That Will Have You Laughing Through Your Midday Meal! 🍔😂

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

2 months ago2 months ago

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

2 months ago2 months ago

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

3 months ago2 months ago

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

3 months ago2 months ago

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

3 months ago2 months ago

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

3 months ago2 months ago

In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

4 months ago2 months ago

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

4 months ago2 months ago

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

5 months ago2 months ago

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

5 months ago2 months ago

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Sep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Sep 22, 20232 months ago

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

Sep 22, 2023Oct 9, 2023