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18 Funny lunch quotes

Funny lunch quotes add a delicious dash of humor to your midday meal! 🍽️😂 From witty remarks about lunch breaks to playful observations on your favorite food, these quotes capture the lighter side of dining. Enjoy a laugh and savor every moment of your lunch hour! 😄🥪

These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

1 month ago

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

1 month ago

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

2 months ago

Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

2 months ago

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

3 months ago

My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

3 months ago

Combining breakfast and lunch: Brunch. Combining wine and dinner: Winner.

3 months ago

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

3 months ago

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

3 months ago

I’m not saying Lois Lane is a bad investigative journalist, but my friend Greg didn’t wear glasses to work yesterday and I recognized him by lunch time.

3 months ago

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

3 months ago

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

3 months ago

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

3 months ago

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

3 months ago

I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

3 months ago

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

3 months ago

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

3 months ago

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

3 months ago