13 Funny manager quotes

• I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Me: This is a hard escape room. Manager: You’re at work.

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  2 months ago

  escape, escape room, frustration, hard, humor, joke, manager, me, office, office humor, room, work, workplace

• You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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  2 months ago

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• I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

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  2 months ago

  adult, adult life, adulting, career, feel, humor, i, life, management, manager, promotion, quick, quick promotion, too, underqualification, workplace, workplace humor

• If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, buy, circus, humor, i, irony, joke, management, manager, monkey

• Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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  2 months ago

  counseling, health, humor, letting, life, manager, mental, mental health, relief, self-care, speak, stress, stress relief, therapy

• I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward situation, furniture, humor, i, IKEA, interview, joke, manager, me, saying, seat, seating, situation, workplace

• Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

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  2 months ago

  confuse, dining, good, humor, irony, manager, restaurant, service, today

• Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

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  2 months ago

  even, humor, irony, leadership, manager, meditation, order, productivity, silence, want, week, work

• Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

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  3 months ago

  apartment, conversation, enormous, humor, IKEA, manager, me, perspective, talking, weed

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