Funny manager quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m far too underqualified for adult life, and I feel like I was promoted to manager far too quickly.

  Commentary:
  Navigating adulting like it's an advanced-level video game and I accidentally skipped the tutorial 😅🎮📈

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going bananas with promotions! 🍌🙈🎪 #MonkeyBusiness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

  Commentary:
  When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

  Commentary:
  "Instructions unclear, now my chair is a bookshelf. 😂🪑📚"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

  Commentary:
  "Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. 🤔🍴 'Is this a restaurant or a customer service training center?' 😂👩‍🍳 #ServiceSoGoodItWasActuallyConfusing"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive quest for manager enlightenment! 🧘‍♂️🕊️ Perhaps after a week of serene silence, they will return to the chaos feeling even more ‘managerial’ than before. 🌟 Who knew silence could be the key to mastering the art of management? 🤫💼 #ZenManager"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

  Commentary:
  Me: Maybe it's the meatballs talking, but this IKEA store feels like a maze! 🤪🏠 IKEA Manager: Sir, that's the exit sign, not your personal apartment. 🤭🚪

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Well, it's all fun and games until you end up in heaven's customer service line requesting to speak to the manager… 🌥️👼🏼🙅🏻‍♂️ #PerksOfAfterlife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When your kid asks you where the other parent is, they’re really saying that they’d like to speak with the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' 'speak to the manager' move, starting them young, I see! 😄👶 Next thing you know, they'll be demanding a refund for nap time interruptions! #ToddlerTantrums"

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