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3 months ago
Share →: User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

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Ah, the classic "User" – the secret code word for 'idiot' in the language of computer professionals 🤓💻 It's like the tech world's equivalent of saying "bless your heart" in the South! Just remember, when they say "User error," what they really mean is "Oops, someone pressed the wrong button again" 😆 #TechSlang #UserError
3 months ago
Share →: Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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"Getting your kids ready for the cutthroat world of social media one fridge magnet at a time! 😂🎨💻 Remember, nothing toughens 'em up like a little constructive criticism before snack time! 😜 #Parenting101"
3 months ago
Share →: Being single is so crazy. What do you mean there’s No One?

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"Being single is like living in a world full of options…and yet feeling like you're stranded on a deserted island with only a soccer ball named Wilson for company. 🌴⚽️ #NoOne #SingleLife"
4 months ago
Share →: I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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"Embracing the cattitude! 😼 Even the feline grumps deserve love. Perhaps they were just having a 'purrsonal' bad day! 🐾😹 #CatLover"
5 months ago
Share →: My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

Commentary:
"No hard feelings if I ghosted your text, I was just practicing my disappearing act 🎩🐇✨"
5 months ago
Share →: I do not support all women. Some of you are very mean for no reason.

Commentary:
"Being a woman is tough enough without adding unnecessary meanness to the mix! 🙅‍♀️ Let's lift each other up, ladies! 💪 Unless you're mean, then maybe take a nap or something. 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: Your honor, when I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean in contempt.

Commentary:
"Your honor, I just wanted a hug, not a sentence! 😆⚖️ #LegalLaughter"
5 months ago
Share →: First responders? You mean reply guys?

Commentary:
"First responders? More like 'reply guys,' always coming in hot with their unsolicited advice and opinions! 🚑💬 #FunnyButTrue"
5 months ago
Share →: Proverbs are so mean. Like, I don’t deserve any worm because I woke up at 11am? Like, no worm at all?

Commentary:
"Who knew proverbs could be so judgmental about our waking habits? 🐛😂 Maybe it's time for some updated wisdom: 'Early bird catches the worm, but the late risers get brunch instead!' 🕰️🍳"
5 months ago
Share →: Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

Commentary:
"Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor"