122 Funny mean quotes

• Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?

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  1 day ago

  absolutely, behavior, empathy, everyone, interaction, irony, kindest, kindness, kindness paradox, mean, meanness, paradox, people, reason, social, social interaction, why

• Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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  2 weeks ago

  ad, ads, built, computer, every, experience, humor, i, malware, mean, menu, operating, operating system, software, start, start menu, system, technology, time, user, user experience, Windows

• Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

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  2 weeks ago

  behind, being, communication, everything, exactly, hidden, hidden meaning, humor, i, individuality, knows, love, mean, meaning, only, person, sarcasm, self-awareness, unfortunately

• Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

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  3 weeks ago

  commitment, fear, humor, i, marriage, mean, own, relationship, room, scary

• Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.

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  1 month ago

  Friday, Friday night, gym, humor, i, me, mean, night, psychopath, wild, wild night, workout

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  1 month ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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  1 month ago

  chicken, communication, eating, food, humor, i, joke, mean, misunderstanding, say, spicy, spicy chicken, things

• You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again?

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  2 months ago

  able, again, daily, daily routine, frustration, hair, humor, i, mean, routine, should, wash, washing

• I love how “sleeping in” used to mean noon, and now it means 8:30 a.m.

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  2 months ago

  am, change, humor, i, lifestyle, love, mean, means, morning, noon, routine, sleep, sleeping, sleeping in, time, used

• When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

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  2 months ago

  boundary, business, humor, i, love, mean, mystery, none, ocean, respect, say, surface, underwater, whatever

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