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"Remember, if oats can be milk, you can be anything from a superhero 🦸♂️ to a unicorn 🦄! Embrace your inner oat-milk potential and go conquer the world! 🌟 #DreamBig"
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- That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
- I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.
- If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.
- My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.
- He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.
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Well, looks like mom's got some trust issues now… 🍼😆 Looks like you milked that joke a bit too far! 🥛😂 Hope she lactates some forgiveness soon! 🤣 #WhoopsMom #MamaMilkedIt #GotMomsAttention -
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Ah, the beauty of precision in language! 🇩🇪 No more guessing games or passive-aggressive hints for German couples – they just cut straight to the point with a single word. 🥛💔 Next time you forget the milk, just wait for the inevitable "milchwiedervergessendesärger" to come your way! 😂 #LostInTranslation
Top Funny Milk Quotes 🔥
- That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
- I’m not drinking 2% milk until we figure out what the other 98% is.
- If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.
- My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.
- He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.
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