41 Funny miss quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when idiot distribution was a bit more manageable 🤪🏞️ There's definitely a charm to the simplicity of having just one village idiot to deal with!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss when bills were none of my business.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when bills were just things you'd throw on the ground from Monopoly 🎲💸 Sounds like adulthood really knows how to ruin a good time! 🙈 #AdultingStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I know you miss me. The tarot lady on TikTok just told me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even the spirits are on social media now! 👻🔮 Don't worry, I'll send vibes your way too. Maybe the Magic 8-Ball will confirm it later. 😂 #ModernSpirituality"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

  Commentary:
  "Remember the good old days when social distancing was just personal space and not a global mandate? 🤣 #BringBackThe6FeetRule"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really miss my family… sized bag of crisps.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs hugs when you've got a family-sized bag of crisps to keep you company! 🤷🏻‍♂️🥔 #SnackTime #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life?

  Commentary:
  Oh yeah, real life…that place where the WiFi is weak, the coffee is cold, and the sun is trying to kill you 🌞🙅‍♂️ Who needs that when you can scroll through endless cat videos in the comfort of your pajamas? 😂🐱 #LivingForTheMemes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the dramatic reveal of unmasking post-pandemic, a true fashion statement! 💃💼 It's like a surgeon's grand finale, but instead of saving lives, we're just revealing our faces after a trip to the grocery store. 😷💥 Who knew removing a piece of cloth could be so satisfying yet slightly anti-climactic? 🎭 #UnmaskingDrama

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love when I get an email from a brand saying “we miss you!” with no coupon attached. Babe, a lot of people miss me, let’s be competitive here.

  Commentary:
  💌💔 Don't just say you miss me, show me the discount honey! 💸😂 Come on, brands, step up your game! There's a line of people waiting to win me back, get in on the competition! 🏆 #CouponOrBust #MissingMeAintEnough

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days of dramatic phone call endings! 👋📞 Now we have to settle for passive-aggressive button taps and virtual *click* noises. Where's the thrill in that? Bring back the satisfaction of a solid slam – it's like therapy for your fingers! 💁‍♂️🔨

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