Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don't miss anyone, you can't do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, sleep – the ultimate escape from adulting responsibilities! 😴 No missed calls, no awkward conversations, just pure blissful nothingness. Who needs therapy when you have a comfy bed, am I right? 🛌💤"

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Commentary:
"Who knew the good ol' days of chemicals would be missed? 🧪🌱 Guess we're all just a bunch of organic souls trapped in a chemical world! 🤔😂 #ChemicalNostalgia"

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Maybe the reason Miss Piggy is still single is she has a fear of kermitment.

Commentary:
"Looks like Miss Piggy's love life is stuck in a bit of a pigsty 🐷💔 Kermitment issues aside, let's hope she finds someone worthy of her bacon! 🥓💕 #SingleSwineSeekingLove"

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of study habits in the digital age: from deep concentration to existential penguin ponderings 🐧📚 Stay strong, dear student! Who knows, perhaps those penguins are onto something fascinating! #FocusVsFeathers"

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow... remember when the sun was up... I miss who I was then”

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Commentary:
😂🌅 Oh, the sun of youth, forever setting on our nostalgia trips! 🌟 It's like we've got a permanent case of FOMO for our past selves. But hey, at least we can always watch the sunrise of new memories! ☀️ Embrace the moment, even when you're missing who you were then!

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mosquitoes were just as desperate as my kids for attention! 🦟😂 Seems like my bedtime becomes a battleground for love and blood-sucking every night! 🛌 #ParentingStruggles"

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

When someone giving me directions says, “You can’t miss it,” I would love to tell them just how wrong they were if I could find my way back to them.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "you can't miss it" directions – it's like a challenge for those of us with a knack for getting lost 🤷‍♂️🗺️ Who knew getting lost could lead to such amusing adventures! Just remember, if you do happen to find your way back to them, consider giving them some navigational pointers 😉🤣

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it," I’m like, "Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of."

When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

Commentary:
🤣 Oh, the confidence! When someone says "you can't miss it," they clearly haven't witnessed your ability to navigate the world in your own special way. It's like they're daring you to play hide and seek with a building! 🗺️🙈 #LostAndLovingIt

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old phone booths – the original training ground for our immune systems! 📞💪 Who needs a flu shot when you've braved the germs lurking in those tiny spaces? 😂 #RIPPhoneBooths #ImmuneSystemBootcamp