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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.
Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.
Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.
I’m so high at Home Depot right now, and I have to ask where the hose at. And I know I’mma laugh when I do.

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3 months ago
Share →: A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Commentary:
Ah, let us observe a moment of silence for the to-do list that grows longer with each passing moment, as we masterfully navigate the art of procrastination. May we find solace in the fact that tomorrow is another day to ignore those tasks with renewed determination!
3 months ago
Share →: That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle between responsibility and the allure of the warm, cozy bed. It's a tough decision – do you face the world with your hair brushed and teeth cleaned, or do you embrace the dramatics and call in "sick" to work, only to spend the day binge-watching your favorite show? Decisions, decisions… morning dilemmas at their finest!
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic pen-clicking dilemma – caught between the wrath of others and the undeniable urge to fidget! It's like a battle of wills, with the pen emerging as the unsuspecting weapon of choice. Just one more click for the road, right? Who knew such a tiny device could spark such big emotions!"
3 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic dance of domestic diplomacy! It's like a high-stakes game of kitchen roulette – will your mom notice your stealthy dish deposit, or will you emerge unscathed, a kitchen ninja in the night? Proceed with caution, dear dish-wielding daredevil, for the fate of the dishwashing equilibrium hangs in the balance!
3 months ago
Share →: If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, there's a fine line between being cool and carrying leftovers from a failed pickup line in your wallet. 🌶️😏 #DateNightDisasters"
3 months ago
Share →: Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive euphoria of an empty laundry basket – a fleeting moment of triumph before it's swiftly filled with the never-ending cycle of clothes again! 🧺⏳ #LifeGoals #LaundryDayAdventures"
4 months ago
Share →: I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

Commentary:
"Ah, living life on the edge just like the stock market – on the verge of a dramatic crash at any moment! 📉💥 Better keep those seatbelts fastened tight and enjoy the rollercoaster ride of unpredictability! 🎢😂"
4 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic "What? What? What? Oh, yeah…" maneuver – the universal signal for "I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'm just going to nod and smile anyway." It's the verbal equivalent of doing a little dance to distract from the fact that you're totally lost in the conversation.
4 months ago
Share →: I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Commentary:
"Well, it sounds like someone might need a geography lesson along with a kissing tutorial! Let's hope they find their way to more conventional romantic settings in the future."
4 months ago
Share →: That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

Commentary:
"Ah, the tragic tale of the cookie and the milk – a timeless drama of love and loss. Just when you thought you were enjoying a sweet moment, life crumbles before your eyes. Remember, in the world of cookies and milk, it's always a balancing act between pleasure and peril. Stay strong, dear dunkers, stay strong."