244 Funny moment quotes

• Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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• When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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• I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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• Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

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• I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

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• A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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• I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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  beer, humor, life, low, low moment, moment, never, saving, shower

• Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

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• Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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• I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

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