Funny monkey quotes

• If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, buy, circus, humor, i, irony, joke, management, manager, monkey

• Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

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  2 months ago

  banana, expression, happiness, humor, monkey, new, smile

• Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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  2 months ago

  chaos, circus, current, entertainment, fine, fire, humor, monkey, politics, satire, state

• I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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  2 months ago

  banana, bananas, bet, comparison, fruit, humor, i, jealousy, monkey, much, ownership, taken, thing, whole

• I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

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  2 months ago

  asked, doctor, health, humor, i, joke, just, me, monkey, Monkey Pox, pox, swing, symptoms, told, tomorrow

• Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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  2 months ago

  authority, charge, decision making, experiment, fun, humor, just, leadership, monkey, put, should

• Both my wife and my doctor said no more jumping on the bed. But they don’t get it. They don’t know what it’s like to live with the Monkey Instinct.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bed, behavior, both, doctor, family, health, health advice, humor, instinct, jumping, jumping on the bed, know, live, monkey, monkey instinct, playful, playful behavior, said, wife

• Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad boy, boy, boys, butler, fix, girl, good, good girl, humor, i, just, me, monkey, relationship, rumbustious, want

• Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

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  2 months ago

  absurdity, art, cartoon, celebrity, celebrity culture, celebs, culture, forget, humor, media, monkey, pandemic, pictures, sell, social, social media, trying

• Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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  4 months ago

  amusement, chaos, circus, fondness, grown, humor, monkey

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