Funny monkey quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I buy the circus, the monkey will be the manager.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like we're going bananas with promotions! 🍌🙈🎪 #MonkeyBusiness"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

  Commentary:
  "Grin from ear to ear like a monkey who just hit the fruit jackpot with a fresh, perfectly ripe banana! 🐵🍌😄 Let that happiness shine through, no matter how silly you may look! Embrace your inner primate and show off that infectious smile!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

  Commentary:
  Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

  Commentary:
  "Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’ve just told my doctor I have all the Monkey Pox symptoms. He asked me to swing by tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your doctor is ready for some wild monkey business! 🐒 Just swing on by and show him your best monkey impression! Who knew healthcare could be this entertaining? 🤣 #MonkeyingAround

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs politicians when you can have monkeys swinging from branch to branch in parliament? 🐒💼 Let's 'ape-solutely' give them a chance – it might be bananas enough to work! 🍌🙈 #MonkeysForPresident"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Girls want a bad boy to fix. Boys want a good girl to corrupt. Me? I just want a rumbustious monkey as a butler.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma of romance: bad boys to fix, good girls to corrupt… and then there's our unconventional friend here, dreaming of a mischievous monkey in a tuxedo bringing him his tea 🐵☕️ Who needs traditional love stories when you can have a rumbustious butler monkey stirring up chaos in the hallway!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never forget that your fave celebs were trying to sell you cartoon monkey pictures during a pandemic.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the irony of it all! 🙈🦠 It’s a true testament to the unpredictable nature of celebrity endorsements – who knew our fave celebs would turn to cartoon monkeys in times of crisis? 🐒💁‍♂️ Remember, sometimes even the biggest stars make questionable choices while navigating through uncertain times! #PandemicPloys 🌟

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