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5 months ago
Share →: Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Commentary:
"Next time you're at the dentist, just tell them you're there for a thorough exploration of their mouth too! 🦷😂 Who knows, maybe they'll offer you a chair and a bib to get started! 😆"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of the rogue send button striking again! 🙊💥 Who needs a pause button for those impulsive thoughts, right? 🤣 #ThinkBeforeYouClick"
5 months ago
Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Commentary:
Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum
5 months ago
Share →: Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

Commentary:
Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball 🔮 when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race 🏃‍♂️. Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine 🍷… or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life's a rollercoaster 🎢 and sometimes you're the one screaming in the front seat! 💫
6 months ago
Share →: Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Commentary:
"Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle"
6 months ago
Share →: If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the real MVP of air travel – the open mouth cougher! 🤧✈️ Who knew a simple 'ah-choo' could have such power over flight delays? 😂 #FlightEtiquette #HoldTheFlight"
6 months ago
Share →: A mustache is just mouth bangs.

Commentary:
"Who needs bangs when you can rock a fierce mustache instead? 💁‍♂️👨‍🦰 It's like a party happening right above your lip! 😂 #MustacheGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

Commentary:
Well, it sounds like someone's wife is a total jaw-dropper! 🤭👀 Maybe it's time for a strict "no staircases made of drooling tongues" rule at the next family gathering! 😂💃 Better keep that tongue in line, bro!
6 months ago
Share →: Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Commentary:
"Dentist appointments feel like a strange blind date – except instead of a romantic dinner, it's a root canal 😬🦷 Let's hope they don't find any skeletons in your closet… I mean, your mouth! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate challenge in marital diplomacy – disabling the facial subtitles! 🤐😄 It's like turning off the 'truth detector' setting on your expression display! 🚫🤨💬 #MarriageMysteries"