Funny old person quotes

• I am officially at the age where old people think I am young and young people think I am old.

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  1 month ago

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• I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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  2 months ago

  age, bad, feel, feeling, flex, guilty, guilty feeling, humor, i, man, mean, old, old person, overtake, person, sidewalk, stride, walking, youthful, youthful stride

• Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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  2 months ago

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• Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

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  2 months ago

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• I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

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  2 months ago

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• Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

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  2 months ago

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• Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

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  4 months ago

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• When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

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  5 months ago

  age, age gap, communication, dumb, gap, happiness, happy, humor, means, misunderstanding, old, old person, people, person, pretty, say, slang

• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  5 months ago

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• Aura farming in front of old people by not listening to music nor checking my phone.

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  5 months ago

  attention, aura, aura farming, behavior, checking, distraction, farming, front, funny situation, listening, music, old, old person, people, person, phone, public, public behavior, situation, social, social behavior

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