Funny old person quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

  Commentary:
  "Old people be like: 'Back in my day, we didn't even have tired!' 😂💤 #YouthfulExhaustion"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

  Commentary:
  "Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"

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