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3 weeks ago
Share →: I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Commentary:
"Trying to escape the internet like 🏃‍♂️💨 but it’s all 'Wait, are you sure you want to dump me?' 😂✌️"
1 month ago
Share →: If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Commentary:
"Talk about a holy 'missionary position'! 😂🙏📖"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Commentary:
📚😏 "Reading a book in public is like a public performance – you've got to hit that page 140 mark to avoid any judgmental side-eye! Because let's be real, flaunting the cover without the progress is like serving the appetizer without the main course! 😉📖"
6 months ago
Share →: Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Commentary:
Ah, the eternal struggle of a modern human – the irresistible urge to refresh a page as if it holds the secret to all life's answers. 🔄💥 "Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page" – a battle as epic as any Greek myth, starring us mere mortals and our relentless pursuit of new content! 🤣🔁 #RefreshingStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person's BS meter is off the charts! 😂 Oh well, guess I'll just go color in my own coloring book. 🎨📚"
6 months ago
Share →: Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless art of blending creepiness with performance art on public transport 🚆⏱️📖 Who needs Netflix when you've got live-action psychological thriller unfolding right beside you? Just your daily dose of unexpected entertainment! Just remember, every page turn adds another tick towards literary suspense – or possibly a restraining order! 😂 #PassengerPeekaboo
6 months ago
Share →: At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern day dilemma of confirming existence before sending birthday wishes – it's like a digital wellness check! 🎉👴🏼👵🏽 #FriendshipGoals #DigitalAgeConfusion"
6 months ago
Share →: I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Commentary:
Oh, so you're a professional dog ear folder, huh? 📚🐶 That's some impressive page marking skills you've got there! Maybe next time you'll reach a full-blown literary mutt 😆🐾 #DogEarMaster
6 months ago
Share →: I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the most crucial part of any book – the page numbers! 📚✏️ Who needs a plot or characters when your page numbers are on point? Maybe I should start my own book with just the dedication page… 😂📖 #Priorities"