12 Funny page quotes — Wordgag ツ

Reading Shakespeare for the first time is crazy because you go, “Oh, that’s where that comes from,” every other page.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

2 months ago2 months ago

I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

2 months ago2 months ago

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

2 months ago2 months ago

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

3 months ago3 months ago

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Jan 28, 2025

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Jan 28, 2025

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Jan 27, 2025

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Jan 26, 2025

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Jan 23, 2025

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Jan 20, 2025

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Jan 20, 2025