13 Funny page quotes

• Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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  1 month ago

  app, app glitch, awkward, awkward moment, call, calling, enough, experience, Facetime, fail, funny incident, glitch, happen, i, incident, moment, much, page, reservation, restaurant, restaurants, started, stress, technology, technology fail, user, user experience, want

• I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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  1 month ago

  consider, dark, dark web, engine, Google, Google result, humor, i, internet, internet humor, joke, online, online joke, page, result, results, search, search engine, second, web, web page

• I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

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  2 months ago

  arrow, back, before, choice, decision, experience, hit, humor, i, internet, just, leave, me, navigation, page, said, technology, user, user experience, website

• If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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  2 months ago

  brevity, Christianity, humor, joke, kama, Kama Sutra, page, religion, religious, religious satire, satire, sexuality, sutra

• If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

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  2 months ago

  better, book, engagement, expectation, humor, least, page, public, reading, social, something

• Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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  2 months ago

  frustration, humor, i, internet, keep, page, persistence, rage, refreshing, still, waiting

• Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

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  2 months ago

  full, full of shit, humor, oh, own, own page, page, person, realization, shit, surprise

• Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

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  2 months ago

  activity, book, boredom, clicking, empty, every, funny activity, next, observation, page, sitting, stopwatch, time, train, turn

• At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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  2 months ago

  age, alive, before, birthday, check, Facebook, friend, friends, happy, humor, page, still, sure, wish

• I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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  2 months ago

  book, corner, dog, dog ear, ear, humor, math, page, page corner, pets, reading

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