Funny page quotes

If you're reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Wow, this person is full of shit. Oh, I’m on my own page.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

At my age, you check a friend's Facebook page to make sure they're still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025