1112 Funny people quotes

• Being a people pleaser that no one is pleased with is the main cause of my anxiety.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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  4 weeks ago

  aggression, coffee, drinking, frowned, frustration, head, hitting, humor, over, people, sarcasm, shovel, upon, violence

• I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

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  4 weeks ago

  calling, complaint, dog, dogs, glizzy, hate, hot, hot dog, humor, i, know, language, need, people, slang, stop

• Recovering people pleasers will be like, “I’m in my villain era!” and it’s just politely drawing healthy boundaries.

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  4 weeks ago

  boundary, care, drawing, era, growth, healthy, healthy boundary, humor, just, people, people pleaser, personal, personal growth, pleaser, politely, recovering, recovery, self, self-care, villain, villain era

• I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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  4 weeks ago

  communication, fandom, fluency, humor, i, love, people, reference, references, Spongebob

• Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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  4 weeks ago

  3, actually, coffee, day, eat, eating, eating habit, habit, iced, iced coffee, just, meal, meals, people, still, stress, survival, survive

• I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

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  4 weeks ago

  expression, face, humor, i, jealous, jealousy, know, people, shut, silence, subtitles, talking

• Fun prank: make people study for many years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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  4 weeks ago

  career, education, fun, give, humor, irony, job, jobs, joke, people, prank, study

• People out there having five-year plans, and here I am waking up just hoping I remember what day it is.

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  4 weeks ago

  am, day, five-year, five-year plan, forgetfulness, having, here, hoping, humor, i, just, life, life planning, people, plan, planning, plans, remember, waking, waking up

• How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.

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  4 weeks ago

  eyebrow, eyebrow raise, eyebrows, greet, greeting, humor, i, interaction, laziness, lazy, people, raise, raising, social, social interaction

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