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3 months ago
Share →: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle between the know-it-alls and the actual know-it-alls. It's like a never-ending battle of wits, with one side armed with arrogance and the other with actual knowledge. Let the eye-rolling commence!"
3 months ago
Share →: If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Commentary:
Well, they say honesty is the best policy, but it seems like some people might prefer a more lucrative career path! If lying paid as well as a CEO salary, we'd have a whole new generation of billionaires lining up for the job. Just imagine the job interview: "So, what would you say is your greatest strength?" "Oh, definitely my ability to tell a convincing fib!"
3 months ago
Share →: Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Commentary:
"Who needs a passport when you have a cold brew in hand? Let the world come to you, one sip at a time! Cheers to the ultimate staycation."
3 months ago
Share →: Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Commentary:
Ah, the joy of simply sitting outside and contemplating life's mysteries like why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? 🤔😂 Embrace the leisurely art of "sitting outside just to sit outside" – it's the ultimate wisdom in disguise! 🌼👵🏼🌳 #OutdoorEnlightenment
3 months ago
Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

Commentary:
"Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"
4 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Commentary:
"Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Nothing ruins my day quite like getting out of bed and dealing with people.

Commentary:
"Getting out of bed ready to face the world, only to be greeted by… people. 🙄 It's like a plot twist in the worst movie ever! 😂 Who let them ruin our day like this? #IntrovertProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦‍♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
4 months ago
Share →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Commentary:
"Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you've got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax"
4 months ago
Share →: I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

Commentary:
"Unfortunately, it seems some people treat religion like a cheat code for righteousness, but forgot to activate the kindness option 🎮😂 Let's hope they find the moral compass DLC soon!"