1112 Funny people quotes

• You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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  7 days ago

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• Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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  7 days ago

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• People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues.

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  7 days ago

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• The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

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  7 days ago

  dark, dark humor, dead, death, humor, keep, keeping, only, people, secret, secret keeping, three, trust

• People don’t catch bullets with their teeth anymore, get out there and practice.

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  7 days ago

  bullet, catch, challenge, humor, joke, people, practice, skill, teeth

• I get writer’s block responding to people.

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  7 days ago

  block, communication, difficulty, humor, i, interaction, people, responding, response, response difficulty, social, social interaction, writer’s block, writers, writing

• Some people peak in high school. I peaked when I realized I never had to see them again.

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  7 days ago

  adulthood, again, high, high school, humor, i, independence, interaction, never, nostalgia, peak, people, realization, school, social, social interaction

• Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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  7 days ago

  attitude, humor, i, judgmental, just, looking, observation, people, personality, tell

• You ever been in the middle of a conversation and realized this is why you avoid people?

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  7 days ago

  anxiety, avoid, avoiding, avoiding people, awkward, awkward moment, conversation, ever, humor, interaction, middle, moment, people, social, social anxiety, social interaction, why

• Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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  humor, interaction, irony, people, people pleaser, person, personality, personality trait, pleaser, single, social, social interaction, trait

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