25 Funny personal space quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's time to Marie Kondo that room before you strike a pose! 🧹📷 Let's tidy up those corners and make sure there are no rogue socks photobombing your selfies! 😆 #CleanRoomCleanSelfie"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t talk to me while my earphones are in, man, I’m at a concert.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't hear your unsolicited advice over the sick beats in my ears! 🎧🎸 Talk to me after the concert, when my tolerance for chit-chat is back from vacation!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the invisible force field of personal space in the check out line! 🙅‍♂️🛒 Just remember, if you cozy up too close, you might end up involuntarily sponsoring someone's grocery run! 😂💸 #NeedMySpace

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

  Commentary:
  "Absolutely! Waking up is a delicate process that requires adequate time for coffee and untangling your bed hair. Who wants to deal with people before achieving peak caffeination and presentability? 🌅☕️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a castle when you have a sanctuary for cars? 🚗🏰 Let's be real, the garage is where the real magic happens – where tools become wands and oil stains are the battle scars of DIY warriors! 🛠️💪 Embrace your inner king of the garage! 👑🔧"

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