15 Funny places quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I only attend events by special delivery! 🤣 Avoiding social gatherings like a champ since day one. 🎉 #BirthStoryOfTheYear"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the dream of multiplying our cozy comfort! 🛏️😴 Imagine the possibilities: double the snuggles, double the naps, but still only one snooze button to press! 😄 Who needs to be in two places at once when you can just be in bed twice? #SleepGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the good ol' days when we could rely on just one unreliable source for our daily dose of confusion! 🙈 Now we're swimming in a sea of misinformation from every direction! 🌊😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

  Commentary:
  "Coincidence? I think not! 🛸👽 Good thing the government has Area 51 on speed dial for those extraterrestrial fender benders! 🤣✨ #GovernmentParkingOnly"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

  Commentary:
  "Stick with me and brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride – straight to the land of questionable decisions and detours! 🎢😅 Buckle up, you're in for a wild (and possibly questionable) adventure! 🤣"

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