38 Funny planning quotes

• I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

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  2 months ago

  Christmas, couch, dropped, gifts, humor, money, parenting, planning, save, saving, toddler, toys, wrapping, year

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  103 shares on TikTok this month.

• There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

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  2 months ago

  activity, cleaning, ever, every, humor, meditative, mindfulness, perfect, person, plan, planning, reflect, revenge, single, something, time, wronged

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  15 shares on Reddit this month.

• Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

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  2 months ago

  12, adventure, bank, block, blocked, everyone, friendship, gang, heist, humor, just, minutes, planning, reading, robbery

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  32 shares on Threads this month.

• I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

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  2 months ago

  advance, change, changes, control, flexibility, flow, go with the flow, humor, organization, person, personality, planning, schedule, well

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  41 shares on LinkedIn this month.

• I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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  2 months ago

  accomplishment, coffee, couch, done, everything, humor, i, planned, planning, relaxation, Sunday, weekend

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  112 shares on WhatsApp this month.

• I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

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  2 months ago

  busy, busy day, day, humor, i, much, overthinking, planning, procrastination, thinking, tired, today, yesterday

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  78 shares on Pinterest this month.

• I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

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  2 months ago

  debt, financial, financial humor, help, humor, i, job, math, me, planning, procrastination, responsibility, second, start, time, timing, work

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  73 shares on Snapchat this month.

• I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

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  2 months ago

  choice, event, fall, food, humor, i, invitation, just, move, neighborhood, planning, potluck, social, social event

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  63 shares on WeChat this month.

• When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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  2 months ago

  calcium, dinner, food, food humor, humor, ice cream, meal, meal planning, nutrition, planning, protein, remember

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  101 shares on TikTok this month.

• Once you book a trip, it becomes hard to focus on life.

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  3 months ago

  book, distraction, excitement, focus, hard, life, once, planning, travel, trip, vacation

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  50 shares on TikTok this month.

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