26 Funny planning quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m a total go with the flow kinda person as long as the flow is meticulously scheduled well in advance and there are no mid-flow changes whatsoever.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the elusive 'go with the flow' type who really just wants to control the river currents! 🌊🔄 Planning is key, spontaneity is the enemy! ⏰😅 #TypeAFlow"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting – when making coffee and moving from the kitchen to the couch qualify as major achievements! 🤣☕️ It's all about setting realistic goals, right? #SundayVibes"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I have so much planned today that I was already tired thinking of it yesterday.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the weekdays are just practicing for the weekends! 😂 Better schedule that coffee break in advance! ☕️#JustWingingIt"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I did the math and a second job would help me get out of debt as long as I start it twelve years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like time traveling into the past is the only option for that second job to actually save the day! 🔮⏱️💸 #TimeIsMoneyGone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

  Commentary:
  Well, looks like the irresistible allure of free food and socializing has trumped all other plans 🍂🍁 Time to pack up and join the potluck party – who knew casseroles could be so persuasive? 🥘✨

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"

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