88 Funny post quotes

• My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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  1 month ago

  dating, delete, humor, me, media, online, online dating, post, posts, rejection, relationship, social, social media, soulmate

• Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

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  1 month ago

  follow, humor, Instagram, irony, me, media, nothing, post, social, social media, want, weeks

• Dear algorithm, only show this post to the most attractive and successful people.

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  1 month ago

  algorithm, attractive, attractive person, humor, media, most, only, people, person, post, show, social, social media, successful, successful person, thinking, wishful, wishful thinking

• There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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  1 month ago

  anonymous, anonymous gift, charity, gift, gift giving, give, giving, know, money, people, person, philanthropy, post, rich, rich person, should, website, where, wish, wishes

• This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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  1 month ago

  heathen, humor, invisible, joke, only, post

• Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

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  1 month ago

  age, delete, deletion, humor, i, media, old, post, remember, self-awareness, social, social media, sometimes, too

• The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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  1 month ago

  cringe, Facebook, genre, horror, humor, media, nostalgia, old, old post, post, social, social media, status, true

• I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

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  1 month ago

  5, congrats, congratulation, drunk, drunk text, engagement, friend, girl, glasses, humor, i, media, old, old friend, post, reaction, social, social media, someone, spoken, sweet, text, wine

• Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

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  1 month ago

  decision making, girlhood, humor, media, none, only, patience, photo, photography, picture, pictures, post, posting, selfie, social, social media, taking

• It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

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  1 month ago

  cake, cauliflower, content, harmful, harmful content, humor, i, internet, job, joke, just, police, policing, post, recipe, report, saw, someone

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