Funny refund quotes

• Car insurance should give you back money at the end of the year for having no accidents.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

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  4 weeks ago

  dad, every, family, humor, i, mom, parent, reaction, refund, relationship, sarcasm, something, stares, stupid, time, wants

• Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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  2 months ago

  alcohol, finance, humor, imagination, imagine, money, refund, spending, spent

• I need you to put the fun in refund!

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  2 months ago

  fun, humor, i, joke, money, need, playfulness, put, refund

• Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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  2 months ago

  always, appliance, appliances, coincidence, expense, getting, humor, know, money, refund, tax, timing

• Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

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  2 months ago

  banking, customer, customer service, days, frustration, irony, me, money, refund, seconds, service, take

• “I bought this while depressed” should be an acceptable reason to get a full refund on a return.

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  2 months ago

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• There should be a calorie refund for food that didn’t taste as good as you expected.

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  2 months ago

  calorie, diet, disappointment, eating, expectation, food, good, humor, refund, taste

• Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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  2 months ago

  account, business, days, frustration, humor, money, refund, take, time, wait

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