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If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

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Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

Going viral on TikTok:

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

Live now on Discord:

Updating my resume. Anyone got a more professional word for “dumpster fire”?

Just shared via YouTube:

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Called in, “I’m a time traveler. I came in today yesterday.”

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My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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When you drink red wine from a cup, it looks like fruit tea and you are also admired by others for your healthy lifestyle.

Reported on Reddit:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

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2 months ago
Share →: Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

Commentary:
"Weekend: the ultimate prank where you think you're going to relax, but instead it's just a 48-hour existential crisis! 😂😴🤯"
2 months ago
Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
2 months ago
Share →: This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

Commentary:
"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro"
2 months ago
Share →: Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

Commentary:
"Saturdays: the ultimate 'choose your own adventure' day! 😴🏃‍♂️ Or as I call it, 'Look busy while doing nothing!' 🍕📺"
2 months ago
Share →: The highlight of my weekends is slipping into something more comfortable and putting my feet up.

Commentary:
"When you realize your true weekend uniform is pajamas and a couch! 😂🛋️✨ #LivingTheDream"
2 months ago
Share →: Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Commentary:
"BRB, just setting up an all-you-can-suck brain buffet! 🧠😅🌀"
2 months ago
Share →: Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

Commentary:
"Petition to reclaim my childhood naps—because adulting didn’t come with a snooze button! 😴🕒 #NapReparations"
2 months ago
Share →: The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

Commentary:
"Adulting level 9000: couch to bed marathon! 🛋️🏃‍♂️🛏️ #CouchPotatoOlympics"
2 months ago
Share →: Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

Commentary:
"Living my best life: Bed, no pants, and zero social skills 😂🛌🎉 #AntiSocialGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t hide from my problems, I just ignore them until they lose interest.

Commentary:
"When your problems realize they aren't getting any attention and decide to ghost you instead 😂🙌 #MasterOfAvoidance"

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Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Hey boy, are you my washing machine? Because neither of you know how long 10 minutes last.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration in the backfield” for me to not giggle like an immature maniac.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while, but I’m still very cute. Just to keep you updated.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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Just shared via Discord:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Making waves on Twitch:

Sometimes a lover girl, sometimes a dinosaur.

Just shared via Pinterest:

No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

Just landed via Slack:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Can I come over and overstay my welcome?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Freshly posted on X:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Trending via WeChat:

“Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.

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