48 Funny religion quotes

• My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

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  bagel, Christian, Dior, diversity, humor, identity, Jewish, mayor, Muslim, religion

• I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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  accidentally, embarrassing, God, Gord, humor, i, lord, mix-up, mixed, prayed, religion

• I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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  activity, autograph, best, bible, every, fun, fun activity, hotel, humor, i, JC, prank, religion, wishes

• Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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  comedy, humor, jehovah’s, Jehovah’s Witness, jokes, knock, knock knock, religion, tell, witness, witnesses, worst

• A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

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  bible, bit, Boots, died, end, fish, humor, i, irony, Jesus, man, me, outside, religion, sins, spoiler, thanks, told, witty

• Jesus rose from the grave because he forgot to clear his browser history.

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  browser, clear, forgot, grave, history, humor, Jesus, joke, religion, resurrection, rose, tech

• Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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  commandment, humor, interaction, just, neighbor, read, religion, rules, shit, ten, time

• Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

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  Christian, community, Holyfans, humor, joke, media, religion, social, social media, wordplay

• Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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  avoid, bacon, beliefs, diet, food, humor, i, irony, people, preference, religion

• I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

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  acceptance, bad, bad behavior, behavior, color, equality, humor, i, judge, judgment, me, need, orientation, people, religion, sarcasm, sexual, sexual orientation, skin, skin color

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