147 Funny remember quotes

• I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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  change, feelings, humor, i, memory, miss, nostalgia, past, reflection, remember, sun, vulnerability

• Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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  activity, box, childhood, fresh, fun, fun activity, jump, knees, nostalgia, play, remember, swing, used

• I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

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  asking, communication, different, humor, i, meaning, meant, memory, nostalgia, remember, someone, something, x

• The most important thing to remember when driving is that not everyone is smart.

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  awareness, driving, everyone, humor, important, important thing, remember, reminder, road, safety, smart, thing

• Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

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  always, band, city, disappointment, feelings, hate, humor, music, personal, remember, tour

• Next time I feel incompetent at my job, I hope I remember that someone once pushed a live software update that crashed half the planet.

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  3 weeks ago

  crash, fail, feel, half, hope, humor, i, incompetence, job, live, next, once, perspective, planet, remember, software, software update, someone, tech, tech fail, time, update, workplace

• Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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  3 weeks ago

  cause, clarity, coming, communication, feel, frustration, humor, i, nostalgia, people, remember, smack, technology, too, TV

• Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.

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  3 weeks ago

  adulthood, bed, childhood, couch, end, found, humor, kid, memory, nostalgia, remember, say, saying, sleep, yourself

• I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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  3 weeks ago

  broke, financial, financial struggle, humor, i, joke, memory, money, remember, self-deprecating, self-deprecating humor, still, struggle, well, why

• Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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  3 weeks ago

  age, career, career change, change, drug, drug kingpin, high, high school teacher, humor, i, inspiration, kingpin, old, possibility, remember, school, teacher, think, too, walter, Walter White, white

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